Ted Nugent Cuts Off His Leg with a Chainsaw
Ted Nugent Injured in Chainsaw Accident
By MIKE HOUSEHOLDER, Associated Press Writer
DETROIT - Ted Nugent was injured on the Texas set of his reality show when a chain saw cut through his leg.
The outspoken rocker, outdoors enthusiast and star of the VH1 series "Surviving Nugent: The Ted Commandments," required 40 stitches to close the gash in his leg on Sunday, Michelle Clark, a spokeswoman for the cable music channel, said Tuesday.
Nugent didn't miss any time on the series, which is taping through Sunday and is scheduled to air in April. The 55-year-old rocker is wearing a brace on his leg.
The original installment of "Surviving Nugent" aired as a two-hour special in October.
In that version, contestants were shot with paint-balls, made to sleep in a barn, construct their own outhouse and skin a Russian boar — all in an effort to win $25,000 and prizes. Nugent challenged the contestants to live off the land in his rural compound near Jackson, about 70 miles west of Detroit.
In the latest version, which will air as a series, the Motor City Madman again will look to transform a group of unsuspecting city slickers into rough outdoorsmen.
To provide a fresh spin and new challenges, the location has been shifted from the woods of Michigan to Nugent's sprawling, multi-acred compound located just outside of Waco, Texas.
Nugent's family — son, Rocco, and wife, Shemane, along with ranch hands Big Jim and Big John — will figure prominently in the series.
The top prize this time around is $100,000.
This is some real liberal media bullshit. There is no way that some badass like Ted Nugent would lose his grip on a chainsaw and have to limp over to the doctor and get stitches like a fairy. The Nuge is too tough for that. He is so tough that in another time long since past, he could have been a Pirate.
This is Ted wearing a Confederate Flag on stage because he hates black people. His bass player there is breathing in the aroma of kickass that Ted sweats.
Here's the truth:
Ted Nugent purposely sawed off his leg with a chainsaw just because he could. He then challenged each of the contestants plus his wife to do the same. No one did because they were all pussies. So, Ted proceeded beat them all to death one by one with his bloody leg. A few doctors then suggested that they must reattach his leg or he will die of blood loss, but Ted told them to go fuck themselves and he went on to kill those quacks when he whipped out his massive dick and unleashed his semen on them, which just so happens to be made of fire. Then, he fought a bear and won by repeatedly sucker punching it in the skull.
Good job in helping to wipe out the Plains Indians, by killing off the buffalo, Ted. I tip my hat to you.
This pissed off Satan, because the Dark Lord reserves the sole right to sodomize the damned. Satan was preparing to summon up all his dark power to crush Nugent, but the Nuge destroyed Satan in a hail of gunfire from his AK-47. Ted then rose up from Hell.
Ted came back up to Earth in the middle of Mexico. He was so pissed off by this that he went on a rampage and killed a whole bunch of gay Mexicans, because he hates both gays and Mexicans and this was killing two birds with one stone of fury.
He then went back to his ranch where he reattached his leg with a staple gun. The end.
I hope this sets the record straight for you. I know there a lot of places you can got to get your information and its good that you have chosen Dumb Baby. Now you know the truth about what happened the day Ted took a chainsaw to his leg. If some hippie tries to tell you what the lie that Jew media is trying to spin about the situation, just kick that tree hugger in the knee caps. And then, when he is down, give him a swift kick him in the skull. That will learn him.
This is not Ted Nugent, but don't you wish it was? That man pictured is just so loveable.