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Real Ultimate Puppies
Hi, this site is all about puppies, REAL PUPPIES. This site is awesome. My name is Billy and I can't stop thinking about puppies. These mammals are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Puppies are mammals.
2. Puppies fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the puppy is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Puppy Sword Puppy Chow
Puppy Pimpin' Hat
Testimonial:
Puppies can kill anyone they want! Puppies cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These mammals are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this puppy who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the puppy killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a puppy totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that puppies are REAL Ultimate Puppies you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Puppies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These mammals are totally awesome and that's a fact. Puppies are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love puppies with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about puppies?
A: Puppies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, puppies are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that puppies are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, puppies can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do puppies do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
Run! It's puppies!
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