James Brown Puts His Wife in Her Place
Soul singer James Brown, in this Aiken County Sheriff's Office photo, was arrested Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2004, and charged with criminal domestic violence in Aiken, S.C. (AP Photo/Aiken County Sheriff Department) |
Man, check out that fucked up photograph of the hardest working wife beater in show business. Way to make Wesley Willis look like a well kept individual. Also, it does not look like that is a shirt he is wearing; it looks more like he has a small blanket draped over him. Most likely the police arrested him naked. This makes sense because in case you don't keep up with the news, James Brown was recently arrested for kicking his wife's bitch ass. And I always say the best way to beat a woman is to do it bear ass naked. It helps give you as sense of focus.
Now it looks like the Man may try to keep another brother down by sending James Brown back to prison. I know I speak for every intelligent American when I say James Brown should be free to beat the shit out of as many woman as he wants, whenever the hell he wants. After all, in Rocky IV, The Godfather of Soul gave the best musical performance in a film outside of the first Blues Brothers movie. So, he has an inalienable right to knock a bitch down when he is in the mood.
I don't want to get into an argument over whether it is okay to beat up women, because we all know it is. The issue at hand is that James Brown should not go back to prison. He already spent three years behind bars in for leading police on a high speed car chase through South Carolina and Georgia in 1988. Damn. A high speed car chase. What the fuck was he thinking when he went a did that? Did he think he was actually going to get away with that? Since when the hell do you hear of someone actually escaping from the police in a car chase? For fuck's sake, you can only go on the road in a car. Plus, the police have maps.
So in conclusion, rock on James Brown, you filthy bastard.