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The Man Baby

Man Baby
An unidentified member of Parliament Funkadelic shows off his outfit backstage at the 46th annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles February 8, 2004. The group performed on the Grammy telecast. REUTERS/Mike Blake

I will tell you the reason that the man is unidentified. It's because he's not a member of Parliament Funkadelic. He's not a member of any band. He's not even supposed to be at the Grammys.

He's a Man Baby.

What is a Man Baby? Quite simply, he is the grand cosmic fusion of a man and a baby. There are several ways in which Man Babies are made. One way is for a mature adult male to suffer brain damage and revert to a childlike state. I have seen this happen to a lot of men who have lost Ninja Fights big time. They bit off more than they could chew.

There is also another way to create a Man Baby, and this is the way the Man Baby in the photo was made. A baby is born that ages rapidly. It grows to the size and appearance of a middle-aged man in a few weeks and then stops aging. What you are left with is a adult body with the mind of an infant.

Look at him. Isn't he magnificent? Standing there upright, arms posed, looking defiant. He just had a big meal of Gerber and his belly is stuffed. His diaper is clean, but that could change at a moments notice according to his whim. He just waltzed into the Grammys without an invitation and is enjoying the attention he rightfully deserves. That look on his face is a Man Baby that knows the score.