Those Darn Pirates
I am sick and tired of these god damn pirates. I don't want to sound like a racist like those damn Italians, but all these pirates are bad eggs. Not a single weekend has gone by without at least one pirate walking up and down the halls at three in the morning singing sea shanty tunes. Now I'm not a "stick in the mud" or anything, but that seems a bit much to me. If he was out a few hours earlier I would be all up for sea shanties, hell I'd probably go out and join him for a rousing singing of Blow the Man Down, but three in the morning come on.That's not my only beef with pirates either. The pirates are always making a ruckus in the caff. I want to eat my food in peace but it's impossible with them yelling, spilling grog and throwing about legs of mutton. Then there's the foosball table. The pirates never let anybody else use it. Sometimes they aren't even playing they are just standing by it so that they can taunt other people who try to play it. I will walk up to play a game and the pirates yell things like "Hey way to not have a parrot" and "Arrr here comes another lead belly trying to takes our table." This is completely unnecessary.
The good thing about the pirates was when they had the rumble with the Ninja club. The ninjas were in the lobby selling grilled cheese sandwiches to earn money so the club could take a trip to the ancient ninja homelands. In come a bunch of pirates into the lobby and they start making fun of the ninjas. The pirates think the ninja club is lame, but that's only because the pirates are a bunch of drunks who aren't smart enough to fill out the necessary forms to start a club. So here are these pirates calling the ninjas "pansies" and "landlubbers". Then out of nowhere this one pirate knocks the table over. Well this was to much for the ninjas, in a time span of about thirty seconds the three ninjas there pulled out there swords and proceeded to decapitate about twenty pirates. There was blood, and heads, and parrots flying all over the place. The police showed up and it looked like the ninjas were going to get in trouble, but then the cops found out it was pirates that got killed so then they didn't care.
Good riddance I say those pirates are almost as bad as the Mexicans.