Hey, Look Over Here!
Hey look over here! It is a Ninja!
OOH! THINK FAST!
Hey look over here! It is a Ninja!
OOH! THINK FAST!
NINJA KICK! TO YOUR FACE!
You just shit your pants in fear. But fear not my friend, that was not a real Ninja, just a life like drawing of one. This has been a simulation to test your readiness for a Ninja attack. And you fucking failed big time.
Not there was a whole lot you could have done. If a Ninja honestly decided to attack you, you have really no choice but to take it like a bitch.
Consider this a fair warning. Now go away.