Skateboarding Fags
I was walking home from work one day when I saw a gang of six high school age ruffians skateboarding on a bank parking lot. Immediately, I didn't like these people because without exception, anyone who skateboards is an asshole. But what was particularly weird about these assholes was that they were apparently all girls. I have never seen an all female gang of assholes before, so that was something new. At least they all looked like girls, for they all had the long hair and whatnot. But then to complicate the matter, one of the assholes began to talk and it did so with a guy's voice. So there were indeed guys in that gang. And those assholes look and act like girls. Well, I guess it must have just been a bunch of faggots, which skateboarders are anyway. Case closed.
