The Great New Word: Slutatorium
A new day of literary usage is upon us. For I was visited in a dream and was imparted with a word so glorious that I am amazed it has never been used before. It is a word that will bring great change to the world on many levels. It may be the most important word to be introduced this year.This word was given to me as I dreamt one night. In this dream I was attending an Aerosmith concert which was taking place in an enlarged version of my living room. Normally I would not attend an Aerosmith concert, since Aerosmith normally sucks. However, since it was in my living room, I decided to stay for the show. During the concert I happened to turn around and there on my couch was Aerosmith's roadie, and a woman who looked like a tramp. They were all over each other with the kissing and the groping. Then the roadie pulled away from the women, looked me straight in the eyes and said "Whenever you go after a girl make sure she is a total slutatorium." That's no typo, he said the word slutatorium. That single word changed my entire outlook in life. I cannot count the number of times I have encountered a woman, who was so slutty that merely calling her a slut would not suffice. That problem is solved, for mankind now has the word slutatorium. Next time you see a lady walking down the street dressed in a way that would make crack whores blush, look to your friend and say "That girl is sure a slutatorium." Then he will look into your eyes and will agree.
Make sure, though, not to overuse this magnificent word. When you use it make sure that you are using it on somebody worthy of its power. Normal sluts and even hookers are to good for this word. Slutatorium is only to be used on the most vile and whoreish of women. Women who appear to have completely no self respect, and will fuck anything that moves. Women who look like they can give you a STD by sitting next to you on the bus. Women who dress in clothes that are completely filthy and 10 sizes to small, these are slutatariums of the world, and finally we have a way to address them.