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The Pathetic Members of Rangerbase.com

Rangerbase.com is a website that I and Billie Green have not been trying to destroy, I swear. It does happen that I have stumbled upon a section of this website in which dedicated members of the online Power Ranger community can post pictures of themselves. Looking at these pictures is kind of like going into the freak show section of a carnival. You aren't exactly sure what you are going to see but you do know that it's going to be a strange and sort of sad experience seeing these abominations against nature. Without further ado let me present to you, the losers from Rangerbase.com:

The Sad and Pathetic

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Now I understand he had to take the picture himself because he has no friends. I have no idea where his shirt went.

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Here we have the cool Player Z a.k.a. Jaime taking time out of his fulfilling life of writing erotic Power Ranger fan fiction to Photoshop a picture of himself next to his name.

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What the hell would motivate somebody to not only take a picture of themselves holding a stuffed seal but to also post this picture on the internet? I like seals as much as the next guy but you have to draw the line someplace.

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Is that Ernie, character from the actual show Power Rangers? My sources say no.

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Look out man there's fucking robot dinosaurs behind you. That's not safe at all.

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What's really sad is that this is probably the coolest person on Rangerbase.com

Nerds

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I was watching Revenge of the Nerds the other day on Comedy Central and I swear every single nerd in that movie was cooler looking then this guy.

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Nice violin nerd

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Nice suit fag

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This is the record holder of "Most Wedgies Received in an Hour" with a record smashing 542 wedgies.

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Hey it's River Cuomo. Play "Dope Nose" that song rocks. Seriously though Rivers Cuomo is pretty hip guy but I hate anybody who tries to look like him. They are always like "I'm so Emo I'm going to go write a poem about how my girlfriend dumped me" and "Hey let's all go buy Buddy Holly glasses." I don't get it—Cuomo wears those glasses and suddenly they are cool, but Drew Carey wears them and nobody cares.

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I bet this guy throws some wild parties.

Fake Pictures

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Real Power Rangers fan? or a picture Peacekeeper83 found on the internet and decided to post so that he looked cool? You decide.

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Thugs are a key Power Ranger demographic.

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Some Power Ranger fan traveled to the future to retrieve this picture of a 50 year old Kenan Thompson, and we thank him for it.

Ranger Wannabees

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There is no way you can convince me this guy isn't a pedophile.

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I'm pretty sure this photo may have been doctored.

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It's Casual Friday at Power Ranger HQ.

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I don't want to sound like I don't think women watch Power Ranges, but I would be very surprised to find out this wasn't from some weird Power Ranger porn site.

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Interesting fact: the man on the left has never actually touched a woman.

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For some reason everybody wants to dress like Tommy. Who can blame them?

There you have it, some of the saddest people in the world. Make sure to visit Rangerboard.com and make fun of them. Together we can make some pathetic losers angry.