The League of Black Justice
For too many years African Americans in America have been without protection. Most superheroes are white, and those who aren't white are too busy being oppressed by the white superheroes to protect their brothers. Black superheroes who do try to help out their fellow African Americans do not last long, just look at Martin Luther King Jr., one of the greatest black superheroes, gunned down in his prime. Well, the time of white supremacy in the super hero field has ended, for I am proud to introduce to you: The League of Black Justice!Lando Calrissian
Lando is the perfect leader. He's charismatic, smart, tough, and looks great in a cape. Lando first got interested in fighting crime in the mid 1990s. He had already opened a chain of successful donut stands and was independently wealthy. One day his limo took a wrong turn and went into Harlem. Seeing the poverty made Lando realize that not all blacks had it as good as he did, and he should use his money and laser shooting skills to stop those who oppress his people. At first Lando chose to fight alone, using stealth and his quick wits to take down the whitest of foes. However, after a near fatal lynching at the hands of robot Klansmen, Lando decided to form The League of Black Justice.
Black Green Lantern
When Black Green Lantern heard he was being replaced on the new Justice League by some gay Asian kid, he got so angry that he killed Wonder Women. Then he high tailed it back to his one room basement apartment in Harlem and called up Lando. Lando, of course, was overjoyed to have Green Lantern in his group, because unlike many minority superheroes, he has powers that don't suck.
Black Gambit
Black Vulcan
Black Vulcan has some sort of vaguely defined lightening power. Sometimes they help him fly, sometimes they help him tie up villains, sometimes they let him time travel, sometimes they just hurt people. His powers don’t matter, what matters is that he is black, and that he is willing to cook for the rest of the team. Because none of the useful members really know how to cook very well, and they can't get take out every night.
Aquaman
Aquaman isn't a very good super hero. He isn't even black. However due to equal rights laws, you can't have a super hero team where all the members are of the same race. So The League picked up Aquaman. He is willing to work for next to nothing, doesn't mind sleeping in the pool, and he is always getting captured, so the rest of the team gets to look good by rescuing him. Although he smells like fish so that kind of sucks.
Floor plan for "The House of Black Justice"
Vehicles
Cadillac of Justice
When the team needs to get someplace in style they take the Cadillac of Justice. It is black with gold hub caps. The interior is red velvet. It is the single funkiest automobile ever. No villain, no matter how white, can bring themselves to destroying it.
Black Hawk
The Black Hawk is Lando’s custom helicopter. None of the current members of The League of Black Justice know how to fly a helicopter. They are currently looking for a black person who knows how to fly a helicopter.
Skippy the Rowboat
A normal rowboat nick named Skippy.
Heat Vision
Black Gambit’s motorcycle. It is very loud and Black Gambit enjoys driving it late at night through residential neighborhoods. The radio is designed to only play songs by black musicians and Billy Joel. Black Gambit loves Billy Joel.
Kickass Dune buggies
Dune buggies are awesome.
Enemies of The League of Black Justice
The Man
The man is a mysterious figure indeed. Nobody knows what he looks like, or who he really is. All that is known is that he is very powerful and hates black people. He sends his agents to work as police officers, government officials, and taxi cab drivers. His message is clear: do whatever is possible to keep the black race down. There are rumors that he might be responsible for the court decision Plessy vs Ferguson but that would make him well over a hundred years old.
The KKK
This one should be a no brainer, the KKK hate blacks and The League of Black Justice take out those who hate blacks. What more do I have to say?
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle perpetuates tired stereotypes and sets a bad example for the African American youth. Also, he keeps attacking Africa with robots for some reason.
Stanley Fafara
Stanley Fafara played Whitey Whitney on hit TV program Leave it to Beaver. What most people don’t know about him is that he came up with the name Whitey himself. He demanded his name be Whitey because he hated the black race so much. After Leave it to Beaver ended its successful run, Fafara tried to get more acting work, but it was all in vain. He blamed African Americans for his failure, and has sworn revenge on the entire race.
Evil Gandhi
Evil Gandhi is the exact opposite of normal Gandhi. This means that he is violent, wears pants, and is British. Evil Gandhi has clashed with Black Gambit many times. They first became enemies when Evil Gandhi cut in front of Black Gambit at a Dairy Queen.