A Look at Rangerboard.comRangerboard.com is a Power Ranger fan forum whose members tend to really hate us. It started when they got wind of our article about gay Power Ranger characters and their hatred snow balled, for some odd reason, after our article making fun of several of them.
That forum is now like family to Johnny and I. We enjoy just how utterly infatuated the board members are with the Power Rangers, and how much contempt they hold for Dumb Baby because, unlike them, we don't take the show seriously and don't have sexual fantasies that involve dressing as a Power Ranger ourselves to woo our sister.
You have to wonder what makes those people so pathetic. Maybe it's because they're a bunch of individuals who are obsessed with a show that most of the public assumes was cancelled 8 years ago, and isn't intended to be watched anyone who isn't in elementary school. Not that this makes Rangerboard members that pathetic. Okay, I kid; it actually does.
In this article, we take a trip to Rangerboard to get a feel for how dismal the members of the board really have it. We explore some of the insane shit that goes through Rangerboard member's minds. This article is divided into two pages.
Page 1: Power Ranger fans are idiots Page 2: Power Ranger fans are nerds
This first page highlights how heavily retarded and pathetic Rangerboard members tend to be. We look at what they have to say about their lives and opinions they hold. Remember this is only a small sample of what goes on at Rangerboard, because I didn't want to spend more time than I had to wading knee deep in the shit that is their discussions. If you want more to laugh at, just pay a visit to Rangerboard.com yourself.
On a side note, someone from Rangerboard found this article before I had finished writing it. I name the article urls in numerical order, so I thought it would be easily hidden from those board members until I decided to link to it from the index page. Surprisingly, it turns out that they actually can count, so they were able to post this article on Rangerboard prematurely. Well that couldn't do. When I found out, I had to redirect the address of the article to some man porn. After I did that, the hits to the page from Rangerboard sky rocketed. Power Ranger fans sure do love their man porn, and how. Maybe they assumed it was a naked picture of Tommy the White Ranger.
There's a fanfic forum on Rangerboard which gets updated quite frequently. By frequently, I mean in excess of thirty fanfics a day are posted there. The writers are quite protective of their stories as we see here.
Better not screw around with any of their fanfics, because it apparently is a crime and they will call the cops. And this is just the kind of thing police officers devote their lives to.
These are a bunch of losers posting in what must be the big thread of losers. God damn it is a funny read.
Power Ranger fans have to live life in the closet. Let's laugh at them.
Emma Lahana is a Power Ranger actress. She would have to be to inspire this much masturbatory attention from the Power Ranger fan community.
Maybe they aren't comfortable enough to talk to the Power Rangers fans because from the looks of things, they would have to be worried that the board members would be able to track down where they lived, go to their houses, kidnap them and force the the actors to act out the Rangerboard member's beloved fanfic at gunpoint and have sex with them for food.
I don't remember what this thread was about, and I don't want to remember.
I cut the second post because it is really long. Click here to read it in its entirety. If you can somehow understand what Cyrex9 is saying, get a job with the CIA deciphering intercepted terrorist coded messages. The American government needs you, because you have a keen ability to understand gibberish.
Origanal Red Ranger fought a kid in a bathroom who got between him and a pornographic Power Ranger website. I wonder if he realized he spelt his username wrong, unless he meant to spell it "anal" which is no doubt his preferred way to have sex...with other men. Zing!
Everything he says in this next post is correct if you move "didn't" to after the first "I" in part 4, and change "tried to put" to "succeeded in putting" on part 5.
Boy, that kid is a retard.