We Ask Leading Republicans:
What Does Sucking
Bush's Dick Taste Like?
Throughout the Bush
presidency and the 2004 election, dozens of prominent conservatives and
Republicans have been willing to give up whatever shred of manhood they
have left to shill for the Administration. This kind of blind loyalty hasn't
been seen since man domesticated the dog. So we at Dumb Baby has asked several
leading conservatives for their short answer to a very simple question:What does it taste like, sucking on Bush's dick?
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, California
"Salty."
Former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, New York City
"Tangy."
Senator John McCain, Arizona"Sweet."
Senator Joe Lieberman, Connecticut
"Sour."
Rush Limbaugh, talk radio host
"Satisfying."
Sean Hannity, less popular talk radio host
"Heroic."
Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor host / pervert
"Flavorful."
Pat Robertson, Televangelist elf
"Heavenly."
Dennis Miller, former comedian
"It tasted like some obscure reference to something that happened during the Renaissance, and you figure must be a smart joke, but if you ever get it explained to you, it turns out isn't the least bit funny. Oh hell, it tasted like uncooked bacon."
Dick Morris, smallish man, FOX News commentator
"Meaty."
Colin Powell, former Secretary of State
"No comment."
