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We Ask Leading Republicans:
What Does Sucking Bush's Dick Taste Like?

Throughout the Bush presidency and the 2004 election, dozens of prominent conservatives and Republicans have been willing to give up whatever shred of manhood they have left to shill for the Administration. This kind of blind loyalty hasn't been seen since man domesticated the dog. So we at Dumb Baby has asked several leading conservatives for their short answer to a very simple question:

What does it taste like, sucking on Bush's dick?

Arnold SchwarzeneggerGovernor Arnold Schwarzenegger, California

"Salty."


Rudolph GiulianiFormer Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, New York City

"Tangy."

 

John McCainSenator John McCain, Arizona

"Sweet."

Joe LiebermanSenator Joe Lieberman, Connecticut

"Sour."

Rush LimbaughRush Limbaugh, talk radio host

"Satisfying."

 

Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity, less popular talk radio host

"Heroic."

 

Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor host / pervert

"Flavorful."

 

Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson, Televangelist elf

"Heavenly."

 

Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller, former comedian

"It tasted like some obscure reference to something that happened during the Renaissance, and you figure must be a smart joke, but if you ever get it explained to you, it turns out isn't the least bit funny. Oh hell, it tasted like uncooked bacon."

Dick MorrisDick Morris, smallish man, FOX News commentator

"Meaty."

 

Colin PowellColin Powell, former Secretary of State

"No comment."