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Johnny Dangerous

Instead of making sure that Chrome Dome successfully makes it to the scrap heap, the turtles instead go to the Noh-Stage. They don't have any real reason to go there but it was along the way that they were going, and it is a pretty nice place in the spring.

Some hussy insinuates that Raphael ain't all the man he claims to be, so like any real man he beats her to death.

Fuck Ralph you didn't have to kill her, you could have just knocked her out or something. You can't just go around killing everybody who underestimates you. Nobody minds when you kill criminals, but when you start offing killing random people then the police are going to get involved. Well at least the huge frog looks content.

Well we've found another random location, time to kick ass.

ZING, Ralph totally took that comment about how he tastes and turned it completely around into an insult about Wingnut's fighting abilities. The real question is:
can he back up those words?

Turns out he can back those words up. I don't get the minor leagues comment. It's not like there's any kind of minor league for fighting. Maybe Wingnut made some sort of baseball reference during the fight and I didn't catch it with all the rocking out going on in the background. Man those dinosaurs are fucking sweet.

Finding Studio 6 is no big deal, it's like three blocks away from your house.

Even though Rat King has kidnapped certifiable hotty, April O' Neil, the cheerleaders and the people at the desk didn't feel the need to tell anybody about it. I don't like The Rat King's comment there because Raphael just said he was going to be over to April in a moment. Thing is, she is right there so he wouldn't be going anywhere, and she wouldn't be going anywhere until she was untied and then they left together. None the less, Raphael decides he better kill the Rat King because as we have learned from the earlier fights Raphael has unquenchable blood lust and will kill anybody for any reason.

Master Karai is not going to be happy, or maybe he is. I've never met him. It could be that he and The Rat King had a falling out sometime in the past and even though he they didn't like each other they were still honoring their work agreements. Who knows, the world of Ninja
Turtles is full of twists and curves.