Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters Guide
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The Turtles have found the Sky Palace, which is just the top of a random building and decide it would be a good place to look for Splinter even though they have no reason to think he is there.
Shit it is an evil clone. It would appear that this evil clone was made using the same process as the ones from Super Dodge Ball.
See, they look very similar.
Well evil clone or not he is no match for a real Ninja Turtle.
Fuck looks like I was wrong.
Don has better luck then Raphael. I like how Don says that the clone should concentrate on things other then fighting after beating the shit out of him. Looks to me like he needs to concentrate on fighting a little more. Apparently, Splinter has not been kidnapped, because he has a monster and is waiting for the Turtles in the ruins. This changes everything, Splinter must have been the one behind this. He kidnapped April, and made up that shit about the Shredder Elite to make us think it was Shredder, when he was really behind it all. He must have shot that arrow too. The Splinter toy came with a bow and arrow so we know he is a master of archery. We also know that he is a master of Ninjitsu, so that's why the Turtles were unable to find the person who shot the arrow. This is starting to all make sense. I bet Splinter made the evil clone to remind himself of his beloved pupils that he was betraying for the forces of evil. The puzzle pieces are all falling into place like rain into a puzzle of a bucket of rain.
Hey evil clone said ruins, not Mt Olympus. You are in the wrong place.
Donatello is right, talk costs very little money. Long distance phone calls on the other hand can be very expensive if you don't have a good plan. Sprint offers great rates for low prices. Sprint, if you use any other long distance service Raphael will come into your home and murder you.
Check out Rocksteady back there. He is all about black power.
The Turtles decide to break into a metal woks factory because they all thought Terminator 2 had a cool ending.
Shit they came looking for the Terminator and instead they found Cyber Shredder, which on second thought is a good thing since Cyber Shredder is easier to kill. Looks like I was wrong about Splinter being the one behind all of this since he is sort of being crucified right now. I guess that clone was spouting nonsense because he's retarded or something.
I totally kicked Cyber Shredder's ass. Now its time to rape him with the stick.