Pat and His Chinese Girlfriend

Hello, my name is Pat Stoddard and I have been given the great chance to tell about my adventures made out of pure boredom. First off let me tell you about my life. I live in Alabama, I am 16, I have had the same girlfriend for 2 and a half years, and I'm pretty much a stay at home guy. This all means that I have more free time than a black person does THC in their bloodstream. The internet has became a source of entrainment for myself and so has Yahoo! instant messenger. One day about two years ago I was in some chat room for Chinese people(I guess talking about how it sucks not being in America) and I saw the username add(random numbers I wont give to protect her privacy), the first thought to my mind was why is someone with ADD in a doing in a chat room! Well after a brief conversation with her I learned that ADD were her initials for her spy name Alice Del Davis.

So for about 6 months we just talk on and off as good net friends should. Well one special day she says she loves me, caught off guard I reply that the feeling was mutual. With this she was wetter than New Orleans. Needless to say the chats we had were more like the bond between a scoutmaster and an unsuspecting cub scout. She staring calling me by phone so we could talk voice to voice. Of course she spoke better English than me because all Asian people have a billion IQ. So, one day I get a call and its her, she's crying her little Chinese eyes out so I put forth the question why? Well, it appears the Chinese guy she was CHEATING on me with behind my uncaring back as I was returning the favor had forced sex on her. Well she said she was sorry for letting it happen, so after allot of her tears I said all is forgiven. Well the relationship went good after that. For about 2 months all is going well when another problem arises. Well it seems that she confess to another little lover on the side, dun dun! Well this time it is a 45 year old married guy in Beijing. Well of course I wasn't hurt because of the whole me having a girlfriend thing. Well of course after about a week or two it was all grits and gravy form then.

But one thing did change, her feelings for me deepened a great deal after this ordeal. She even asked me to marry her! which I accepted because I think its still funny to bring up to friends who think I'm a loser for even talking to her. But when we became fiancés the real silliness began. Well we've been fiancés for about 5 months now and each month anniversary she has given me a present. The first one she got a web cam so you know we could see each other as we chatted. The second she sent me a purple cross necklace that meant love. The third she sent some pics of her naked. The fourth and the craziest, she got a tattoo of my name and a heart on her lower back! This has caused a big fight between her and her mom, so now for the past 6 weeks they haven't said a word to each other. The fifth she sent me pics of her tat. Well just incase my words seem hard to believe look at the pictures. I have been wanted to end it with her because I feel halfway guilty about leaving her because then she'd kill herself. But when it really comes down to it, the only reason I don't leave her is because I don't want all the Chinese people who said I was playing her to laugh themselves to sleep thinking about how right they were, come on, who would?

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