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A Week with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been flying all night but they have finally arrived.

How can there be night in space?

Fuck you that's how.

Hey there's Regis's ship.

Hey Regis answer the phone!

How's it going!

It's good. What are we going to do?

We're going to Miranda to PARTY,
trust me you'll love it.

But Regis what about the Reevers?

Those guys won't mess with me, come on.

Look at those pussies they won't mess with Regis.

Regis blasts N.W.A. on his outboard speakers. He doesn't like N.W.A. He only does it to piss of the Reevers. They hate rap, but they don't dare mess with their creator

FLASH BACK TO WHEN REGIS INVENTED REEVERS

Hey I just made this stuff I think we should put it in the air.

Um...Regis what is this?

I don't know but trust me, they'll love it.

I cannot ethically put this into the air until I know what will happen.

I gave it to this hot woman and she loved it.

I am convinced.

That was a nice flash back Regis.

They land on the planet.

Well guys, I have sixteen kegs here. Now this is enough for me but if you guys want any you better go get some out of the cargo bay.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers go into Regis's ship to find the alcohol.

Did he say its in Cargo Room A or B? Let's check B.

IT'S NOT THE BEER ROOM!

IT'S THE HOT LADY ROOM!

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN IN HERE.

They jump in and the sex starts.

Hey you guys, I thought you might be in here, hope you're having fun. HA.

Regis watches as they work their magic. He is proud that he was able to train them to this level of excellence.

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