A Week with the Red Hot Chili Peppers
WE GOTTA GET BACK TO EARTH
Twenty minutes later they are back and ready to go.
BACK IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are taking in the local sights.
That is one local sight I would like to take in.
GO AFTER HER
EXSCUSE ME MA'M,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH THE RED HOT Chili PEPPERS?
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION
Seven hours later
That was a worth while trip guys, let's go back.
Before you go what is your name, ma'am?
Chun Li Philbin
Now they are back in the present day.
Hey, Regis is on the video phone.
HEY! You guys messed up. You went back in time and impregnated my MOTHER!
OH NO THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ARE NOW REGIS'S FATHER.
That's not all.
Regis got his revenge.
He went back in time and impregnated The Red Hot Chili Pepper's mother.
He is now their father!!
Yes The Red Hot Chili Peppers have one mother. Here is a picture of her.
There has to be some way to fix this problem.
No Chad this is not a problem. This is the greatest thing ever.
The only person cool enough to birth the Chili Peppers is Regis Philbin
And the only people with powerful enough semen to give birth to Regis are The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The Universe is finally balanced. Nobody will die tonight.
Woman will be fucked though.
Thousands of them.
Most will either be fucked by The Red Hot Chili Peppers or Regis Philbin, but one lucky woman will get both of them at once. She is the chosen one. She will lead us to a new golden age.