A Week with the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Today is the day Flea's daughter comes to visit.
HEY CLARA WHAT DO YA WANTA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to go to the fair.
THEN LETS FUCKING GO.
Um Dad do the rest of them have to come with us?
The Chili Peppers head down to the carnival.
It costs seven dollars per person to get in.
How much do you have Chad?
All I have is the fourteen dollars some kid sent me.
THAT IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.
Um, maybe just you and me could go Dad. You know without the rest of them.
THAT IS NOT AN OPTION.
Listen my friends I think I have a plan. First we get a gigantic trench coat. Then we get on each others shoulders, then we buy one ticket.
MY GOD MAN THERE IS NO WAY THAT WON'T WORK.
Please Dad don't.
Two tickets please.
Um sir, why are you 25 feet tall and wearing a trench coat despite the warm weather?
THERE IS NO REASON
GIVE ME MY TICKET.
ALRIGHT WE'RE IN THE FAIR. REMOVE THE TRENCH COAT.
Oh my god why are they naked?
HEY IT'S HOT IN THAT TRENCH COAT.
NOW LETS WIN SOME STUFFED BUNNIES AT THE DART GAME
Dad I want to go on the Roller Coaster.
SORRY ONLY FOUR PEOPLE CAN FIT. YOU WILL HAVE TO SIT OUT.
Nobody can tell exactly what happened, but here is one theory:
Oh boy I wonder what's going to happen.
Oh man this is scary.
Flea hasn't seen his daughter since that day. If you have any information on her location please call 1-800-Flea.