Save Christmas You Little Punks!
My Opinion on Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley, The Case of the Christmas Caper
Grace Ferraro is a 65 year old widow of 8 children and 23 grandchildren. She lives alone in Newark, New Jersey. Grace stays on the cutting edge of popular culture, and that is why she has been hired to write reviews for various movies, music and such.
I have been a big fan of the Olsen Twins since their time on the family sitcom "Facts of Life" to their move
to the big screen in the movies "Showgirls" "Top Gun" and "Scar Face".
So, when I saw this video in the Goodwill while buying some pants, I was overjoyed with joy.
The movie centers around the two Olsen twins.
Mary-Kate is the tough tom boy. She likes to get things done quickly and crack some skulls in the process. She believes that Street Justice is the only justice. As do I.
Ashley is a lot more femmy, and so she gets more S-E-X. I think of Ashley the same way as my cousin Phil. If you have ever met Phil, you would know why.
Anyhoot, I seem to be straying. The plot involves the twins trying to help ELF Airlines find their missing plane, "The Spirit of Christmas". The twins solve the crime by Christmas time and leave a trail of blood and guts in their way.
The best scene is where Mary- Kate is fighting these black people. If you know how scary a black person can be. (There are always black people wandering the street where I live. I have 911 on speed dial and always keep my eye on them in case they try to rob me or do drugs.) Mary- Kate wins the fight and saves Christmas, while Ashley gets impregnated by an Eskimo.
There aren't a whole lot of bad things about this movie. I thought Santa looked a bit too fat for my taste.
Also, I am beginning to think that there is only one actual Olsen, and that they make the twin by using computer tricks. You know how crafty those computer Asians can be at computers.
All in all it was a merry movie for a merry Christmas.
PS. I would like to dedicate this review to my parrot, Pete, who died because I forgot to feed him.
I'll miss you Pete.
Pros:
There's two of them for double the fun!!!!!
Cons:
Where's this third Olsen Twin I heard about at my niece's house?
The Bottom Line:
The best Olsen twins movie since "The Karate Kid".
5 stars 