Dipping My Proverbial Toe
While sitting at home one day, trying to get my dogs to fight to the death, I remembered that I had not checked my mail in a couple of days. I expected the same banality of content, but, lo! An e-mail from one of the geniuses of Dumb Baby, the one and only Billy Green. He invited me to write for Dumb Baby and send him something, but I am nervous; this site has done such fine works as "let me tell you" commentaries by future- president Christopher Walken as well as regular updates on important people like the casts of Full House and Power Rangers.I don't want to let Dumb Baby down. I somewhat regularly write in a weblog that is anything but a blog, but I don't know if I can produce for Dumb Baby. So, I made sure to herbally enhance myself before writing my introduction to Dumb Baby…
I have come to understand that Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are friendly in public once again. I think we all know what this means: Nicole Ritchie Finally went ahead with that gender change procedure. I was wondering if she would do it, or stick to being away from Paris. Most people don't know the reason they quarreled.
When Paris and Nicole first met, they were both in a "lezzy phase," so to say. One thing led to another, and they became lovers. One day, however, Paris realized that she was meant to be a dumb trampy girl and decided that she would start sleeping with a boatload of men like a real slut. The worst part was that Paris didn't even say anything to Nicole, but she couldn't have done so, because then she wouldn't have been such a bitchy, slutty, tramp.
So as Paris was seen on the news almost nightly with a different human sex toy, Nicole was just a lonely lesbian. After a while she couldn't take any more, and decided that maybe if she acted butch, Paris would come back to her. However, Paris just wanted at least one dick stuck in her at all times. Nicole was faced with the aforementioned dilemma: live without Paris or live with Paris while possessing a penis. Penis it was.
I mean, think about it: she lost all of that weight and got deathly skinny not by choice but as a result of recovering from the surgery.
And if this all sounds like theory, I will prove to you that it is fact.
I rest my case.