This is What The Far Side Would Look Like if Gary Larson Hated Jews

Remember some time ago when I made fun of the Muslim political cartoons? Well Dumb Baby is about to get suicide bombed again because I am going to once again make fun of their inability to make cartoons.

Sometime ago, a challenge rang through the radical Muslim world to see who could make the best cartoons about denying the Holocaust. Well those cartoons have finally been released. Now on the one hand, denying the Holocaust is horribly retarded, but on the other hand, it's also in terrible taste. I have here a selection of the Holocaust cartoons so that we may all learn about some really dumb peoples view on the Holocaust. The artist's names are included on the off chance that somebody reading this will know that person and call him an asshole.

Carlos Latuff from Brazil poses the question why is it okay for The West Club to have comedians tell jokes about Islam, but not about the Holocaust? Well, Carlos you see, Islam is a religion and the Holocaust is a bunch of dead people. Major difference. We have plenty of jokes about Jews, hell all the great comedians were Jews...Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Pauly Shore, The Marx Brothers, Daffy Duck. There's no reason why Islam can't have its own comedians who point out the foibles in their society.

Now making jokes about the Holocaust; that's just in bad taste. The Holocaust was a tragic event. You don't see people going around making jokes about the Bosnian genocide? No you don't, because jokes about holocausts are not funny. Except for that one I made about Rwanda that one time. That was just in bad taste.

So I hope you've learned a lesson, religions and genocides are not the same thing.

Well, I can't really make fun of this piece brought to us by Sriramoju Ganesh of India. We all know that Jewish ogres often eat black people. This doesn't really have anything to do with the Holocaust since Jewish ogres weren't common until the 60s, when they were created to help Israel fight the war against The Democratic Republic of the Congo. I guess Ganesh had already drawn this and didn't feel like drawing a new picture for the contest.

The Jewish ogre also looks like Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2. Coincidence? I don't think so. There can't be world peace until the secret connections between Israel and Silent Hill are revealed.

I'll admit I don't know much about the Palestinians, and apparently neither does Sevket Yalaz from Turkey. Just a guess Sevket, but I don't think there are giants with tiny feet and heads who shoot milk from their eyes straight into the air.

Iran's Soheil Setayesh made this piece while on break at the nuclear weapons factory. I think he is trying to say that Adolf Hitler was not a good chronicler of the Holocaust because he died before the end of the war, and could not compile very much information. I agree that the The Story of the Holocaust by Millicent C. Sharon was a much better book. It may be a little difficult to read, but it tells a more complete story. She also wrote a very good book about World War I, although it is usually looked down upon by the historical community because she forgot to mention France.

Here's another Carlos Latuff work. Here he depicts the reaction of Globey from Pee Wee's Playhouse when he read the cartoons of Mohammed and then the Holocaust cartoons, which I guess he printed off of the internet and put them in a newspaper. Maybe that was a prank by Randy, who was upset at how much Globey was laughing at Mohammed. He decided to get revenge by disguising the Holocaust cartoons as a newspaper to shock Globey.

GET IN MA BELLY!

Chan An Yong from China didn't understand the rules because a dove is the international sign of peace and the Star of Davis is the international sign of Jews. The dove chained to the Star indicates the two are inseparable. He totally thought this was a "Praise Israel" contest.

Tommy Thomdean of Indonesia brings us this piece were the Grim Reaper is upset by the Holocaust. I don't think he really understood the contest either since he is villianizing the Holocaust, not making fun of it.

Oh wait, that's the Palestinian flag down there on the book.

You see Tommy, the main difference between the Holocaust and Palestine is that the Jews didn't suicide bomb civilians. They fought back, and its pretty damn heroic when you read about accounts were a 1,000 Jews in the ghetto try to fight off 3,000 Germans using Molotov cocktails and pistols. It is not heroic to explode somebody on a bus, since the people who commute by bus rarely are responsible for national policy. Doing that mostly gives the country being bombed precedent to go look for those who are valiantly attacking their bus commuters. If Palestinians didn't attack civilians they would not be so looked down upon by the world community.

Also Tommy, the Grim Reaper wouldn't cry while reading about the Holocaust or Palestine because he isn't a pussy.

Guess what Rafael Iglesia? This subtle jab at America's policy of bombing shit won't work because we aren't really ashamed of it for the most part. Nor are we ashamed of our cowboy image. You could replace the Star of Davids with normal stars and this would be a pretty sweet picture. If I had a band I would have a concert poster that looked like this. Here check it out:

You see the Jews got hit with the Holocaust and in response I guess they hit a boy scout. I guess that's bad, but beating a boy scout is hardly as bad as getting hit with the Holocaust. Yasin Alkhalil of Syria drew this picture shortly before being killed by Syrian security forces.

Loius Pol from Australia provides us with this one. I'm going to go take a smoke break, and let somebody from the website's comments page handle this one.

I guess Nazis were also killing Muslims. This piece reminds me of the drawing style of School House Rock. Interpret that as you will.

OUTPUT !!!

Output? Huh?

Also congratulations on making the drawing look like a first person shooting game from the 90s. Here comes Wolfenstien to kill the Jews.

Figures somebody would eventually go the lowbrow route and make the old comparison between Jews and Asian vampires. Shame on you Sadic Pala, everybody in India was expecting better from you.

It's important to note that Tommy Thomdean from Indonesia ignored the theme for the cartoons. What does America's want for oil have to do with the Holocaust? None of the countries we fought in that war have much in oil. In fact Germany and Japan both needed more oil. If anything these cartoons teach us that anti-Semites can't follow directions.

It's also important to note that this is going to be the poster for when my band does a concert with Iron Maiden.

I'll admit I'm not good with symbolism, but what's going on? Hitler hired homeless people to be his gardeners? Ashkan Sepehrkhouy from Iran is the artist, prompting the question, how does a child learn to spell Sepehrkhouy? I could barely spell my last name when I was in first grade and it's no where near as complicated.

I guess people take photoshopped images more serious then drawings. I would like to thank Voice of Reason for coming up with a funnier joke then me. Ha, ha surfing party.

This is another one from Carlos Latuff from Brazil. That guy needs to get a life. Like half of the cartoons are his. I'm featuring this one because it looks like a picture some one from Something Awful would make.

Burak Oktay has the drawing skills of a ten year old and makes the all important point that you should not make a hopscotch court that goes through a fence. Is court the right word for a thing you play hopscotch on? I'm not sure.

Lol your name is accurate. You were able to successful take the underpants gnomes joke from South Park and combine it with the Yakety Sax joke that is all the rage on message boards these days. Bravo.

It was only a matter of time before George W. got blamed for the Holocaust. Come on J. Bosco, he wasn't even alive at the time. You liberals can't blame everything on Bush. You have to claim Reagan is the cause of all the world's woes once in a while.

Jose Francisco Delgado of Brazil turned in a picture that, as far as I understand, has no coherent symbolism at all. He did however draw the most adorable Grim Reaper I've ever seen. Give up the political cartoons, Jose and start drawing greeting cards with cute cuddly sheep on them. That is where your true strength lies.

Yeah, I'm just going to steal directly from the comments page. There is no extra joke here.

Lame

Fuck yeah!

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