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How Neil Young and Conan O'Brien Punched Girls in the Butt

Beating up little girls is okay because eventually they grow into young woman and think they are too good for you because they blow their noses on a tissue instead of just out in the open. Plus they think they're all fancy because they smell nice.
Neil Young And don't eat pudding with their hands. Conan O'BrienAnd they don't steal panties from the laundromat.
Neil YoungThat's just because they can buy them from the store without getting weird looks. Conan O'BrienAnd they can try them on in the store without getting kicked out.
Neil YoungDamn women. Let's show them who is boss. Conan O'BrienLet's punch them in the butt.
Neil YoungLet's punch them in all their butts. Conan O'BrienWhere we gonna punch them?
Neil YoungIN THE BUTTS!!!!!1!!! Conan O'BrienALRIGHT!
Neil YoungLET'S MOVE OUT! I CAN FIT FIVE PEOPLE IN MY CAR. SIX IF YOU ARE REALLY SMALL! Conan O'BrienWE WILL PUNCH THEIR BUTTS ALL NIGHT!
Neil YoungDON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARD! Conan O'BrienTHATS OKAY. YOU DONT NEED TOO!
Neil YoungWHY NOT, CHIEF? Conan O'BrienI HAVE GLOVES!
Neil YoungSMART MOVE, CHIEF. I HAVE SOME GLOVES IN MY CAR. MAYBE WE CAN STOP AT THE DOLLAR STORE AND GET GLOVES FOR EVERYONE! Conan O'BrienI LIKE THAT PLAN!
Neil YoungIT WILL ONLY TAKE AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES IF WE ARE QUICK! THEN WE CAN GET THOSE GIRLS IN THE BUTT WITH TIME TO SPARE! Conan O'BrienOH NO! THE STORE IS CLOSED!
Neil YoungDAMN IT. OK PEOPLE, IF YOU ALREADY HAVE GLOVES PUT THEM ON. IF YOU DON'T IT'S NO BIG DEAL. JUST DON'T EAT ANYTHING RIGHT AFTER YOU PUNCH A GIRL IN THE BUTT! La BambaBUT A LOT OF US ARE HUNGRY!
Neil YoungDO YOU WANT TO EAT FIRST THEN? I GUESS IT WOULDN'T TAKE US TOO LONG TO GET A SNACK AND IF WE HURRY WE CAN PUNCH ALL THE GIRLS IN THE BUTT BEFORE IT GETS LATE. I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY BUT I'LL EAT IF YOU GUYS WANT TO. Conan O'BrienOKAY WHERE SHOULD WE GO? IF GIRLS WORK THERE WE CAN EAT AND THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE BUTT.
Neil YoungTHEN ARBY'S IS OUT. WHAT ARE SOME GOOD PLACES THAT HAVE GIRLS WORKING THERE? Max WeinbergI THINK GIRLS WORK AT JC PENNY!
Neil YoungALRIGHT. IS THAT AN ITALIAN PLACE? Max WeinbergI THINK THEY SELL CLOTHES.
Neil YoungOK THAT WON'T WORK THEN. I TELL YOU WHAT, IS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL TO ANY OF YOU IF WE SKIP EATING UNTIL AFTER? WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT IF WE WANT TO PUNCH ANYONE IN THE BUTT TODAY. La BambaI NEED NEW SOCKS.
Neil YoungTHEN JC PENNY WILL BE PERFECT. LET'S MOVE OUT! Conan O'BrienHURRAY!
Neil YoungJUST TO CHECK, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH CARS FOR EVERYBODY? I CAN FIT SIX PEOPLE IF WE CAN SQUEEZE SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE SEAT UP FRONT. DOES EVERYONE HAVE A RIDE? I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND. Conan O'BrienTHERE ARE 15 OF US.
Neil YoungI DON'T KNOW MATH. IS THAT GOING TO BE ENOUGH? Conan O'BrienI DONT KNOW.
Neil YoungDOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR? Conan O'BrienI FIGURED IT OUT. WE HAVE 12 EXTRA PEOPLE.
Neil YoungNOOOOOO! Conan O'BrienMAYBE WE CAN WALK?
Neil YoungOK THAT'S GOOD. IT WILL HELP THE EARTH. IS EVERYONE UP FOR WALKING? LET'S MOOOOVE OUT! Conan O'BrienWAIT!!!! MICHELLE IS IN A WHEEL CHAIR.
Neil YoungMICHELLE? Conan O'BrienDONT WORRY IT'S A FRENCH CANADIAN MAN WITH A GIRL'S NAME.
Neil YoungOK. I HAD MY FISTS READY. I WILL WHEEL MICHELLE, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. OH SHIT IT'S ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS. THOSE ARE TOO HEAVY TO PUSH AND GO REALLY SLOW ON THEIR OWN. GOD DAMMIT I HATE MY LIFE! Conan O'BrienHE ALSO CAN'T AFFORD A BATTARY.
Neil YoungHOW ARE WE GOING TO PUNCH ANY GIRLS IN THE BUTTS NOW? ALL MY PLANNING FOR NAUGHT! Conan O'BrienLET'S JUST PUNCH MICHELLE!
Neil YoungOK GO TEAM GO!!! Conan O'BrienTAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CANADIAN MAN GIRL!