And don't eat pudding with their hands. |
 And they don't steal panties from the laundromat. |
| That's just because they can buy them from the store without getting weird looks. |
And they can try them on in the store without getting kicked out. |
| Damn women. Let's show them who is boss. |
Let's punch them in the butt. |
 Let's punch them in all their butts. |
 Where we gonna punch them? |
 IN THE BUTTS!!!!!1!!! |
 ALRIGHT! |
 LET'S MOVE OUT! I CAN FIT FIVE PEOPLE IN MY CAR. SIX IF YOU ARE REALLY SMALL! |
WE WILL PUNCH THEIR BUTTS ALL NIGHT! |
 DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARD! |
 THATS OKAY. YOU DONT NEED TOO! |
| WHY NOT, CHIEF? |
 I HAVE GLOVES! |
 SMART MOVE, CHIEF. I HAVE SOME GLOVES IN MY CAR. MAYBE WE CAN STOP AT THE DOLLAR STORE AND GET GLOVES FOR EVERYONE! |
 I LIKE THAT PLAN! |
| IT WILL ONLY TAKE AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES IF WE ARE QUICK! THEN WE CAN GET THOSE GIRLS IN THE BUTT WITH TIME TO SPARE! |
 OH NO! THE STORE IS CLOSED! |
 DAMN IT. OK PEOPLE, IF YOU ALREADY HAVE GLOVES PUT THEM ON. IF YOU DON'T IT'S NO BIG DEAL. JUST DON'T EAT ANYTHING RIGHT AFTER YOU PUNCH A GIRL IN THE BUTT! |
 BUT A LOT OF US ARE HUNGRY! |
 DO YOU WANT TO EAT FIRST THEN? I GUESS IT WOULDN'T TAKE US TOO LONG TO GET A SNACK AND IF WE HURRY WE CAN PUNCH ALL THE GIRLS IN THE BUTT BEFORE IT GETS LATE. I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY BUT I'LL EAT IF YOU GUYS WANT TO. |
 OKAY WHERE SHOULD WE GO? IF GIRLS WORK THERE WE CAN EAT AND THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE BUTT. |
 THEN ARBY'S IS OUT. WHAT ARE SOME GOOD PLACES THAT HAVE GIRLS WORKING THERE? |
 I THINK GIRLS WORK AT JC PENNY! |
| ALRIGHT. IS THAT AN ITALIAN PLACE? |
I THINK THEY SELL CLOTHES. |
 OK THAT WON'T WORK THEN. I TELL YOU WHAT, IS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL TO ANY OF YOU IF WE SKIP EATING UNTIL AFTER? WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT IF WE WANT TO PUNCH ANYONE IN THE BUTT TODAY. |
I NEED NEW SOCKS. |
 THEN JC PENNY WILL BE PERFECT. LET'S MOVE OUT! |
 HURRAY! |
JUST TO CHECK, DO WE HAVE ENOUGH CARS FOR EVERYBODY? I CAN FIT SIX PEOPLE IF WE CAN SQUEEZE SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE SEAT UP FRONT. DOES EVERYONE HAVE A RIDE? I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND. |
THERE ARE 15 OF US. |
| I DON'T KNOW MATH. IS THAT GOING TO BE ENOUGH? |
I DONT KNOW. |
| DOES ANYONE HAVE A CALCULATOR? |
 I FIGURED IT OUT. WE HAVE 12 EXTRA PEOPLE. |
 NOOOOOO! |
MAYBE WE CAN WALK? |
| OK THAT'S GOOD. IT WILL HELP THE EARTH. IS EVERYONE UP FOR WALKING? LET'S MOOOOVE OUT! |
 WAIT!!!! MICHELLE IS IN A WHEEL CHAIR. |
MICHELLE? |
 DONT WORRY IT'S A FRENCH CANADIAN MAN WITH A GIRL'S NAME. |
 OK. I HAD MY FISTS READY. I WILL WHEEL MICHELLE, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. OH SHIT IT'S ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS. THOSE ARE TOO HEAVY TO PUSH AND GO REALLY SLOW ON THEIR OWN. GOD DAMMIT I HATE MY LIFE! |
HE ALSO CAN'T AFFORD A BATTARY. |
| HOW ARE WE GOING TO PUNCH ANY GIRLS IN THE BUTTS NOW? ALL MY PLANNING FOR NAUGHT! |
LET'S JUST PUNCH MICHELLE! |
 OK GO TEAM GO!!! |
 TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CANADIAN MAN GIRL! |
