The Early Morning Burger King Coffee Club 2
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Earle: Well, it looks like we all have our coffee, let's begin. |
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Hank: Point of order, I want to declare that Burger King has the best coffee! |
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Smitty: We all agree to that! |
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Sam: I hate to be a downer, but I think there's something serious we need to discuss, Barak Obama. |
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Earle: What about him? |
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Sam: For one thing what's all this about socialism medicine? |
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Welsh: I hear that if that becomes law then a panel of liberals get to decide if you live or die based on the size of your carbon footprint. |
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Sam: And I heard he isn't even from America |
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Smitty: It's true; I got an email on the AOL telling me so. |
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Sam: So what are we going to do about it? |
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Earle: What can we do about it? |
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Sam: I don't know but something has to be done. |
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Hank: Sam, none of us like Barak Obama being president. |
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Sam: His middle name is Saddam Hussein. |
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Hank: Indeed, but we can't really do anything about it. He won the election. |
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Smitty: I voted for Sarah Palin. |
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Welsh: I think I accidentally voted for Ralph Nader again. |
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Earle: When it comes down to it, he's our president and we have to respect him. |
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Sam: Why? |
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Earle: Because, do you know what kind of people disrespect the president? |
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Sam: Who? |
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Earle: Hippies! |
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Welsh: He's right! |
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Earle: So you see, we have to suffer through these next four years respecting a black Muslim of all people because to not follow the president is to not be an American. |
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Sam: I see you're point. I'll do it but I won't like it. |
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Earle: One thing I know you will like is another cup of Burger King coffee. Let me get you a refill. |
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Sam: You're a good man Earle. |
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Hank: He might take away all our money and our health insurance but the one thing Barak Obama can never take away is our coffee club |
Everybody: That's right!The End |
