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He Danced Into Out Hearts: The Illustrated Biography of Conan O'Brien

Boycott the Caf proudly presents He Danced Into Out Hearts, a 24 page epic comic about the life of that one foot tall late night talk show host, Conan O'Brien.


1-3 The Portrait of a Comedian as a Young Man

4-6 Conan Comes to Hollywood

7-9 Conan Meets Andy Richter
He Danced Into Out Hearts
10-12 The Show Begins

He Danced Into Out Hearts
13-15 Andy Dick Attacks

He Danced Into Out Hearts
16-18 Andy Richter Departs

He Danced Into Out Hearts
19-21 Conan Goes On

He Danced Into Out Hearts
22-24 The Conclusion

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The Characters

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Conan is the happy-go-lucky protagonist of this comic, which follows his beginnings from a humble Irish potato farmer to his rise as the most popular TV star who is on after midnight.

Conan is barely more than a foot tall. But what he lacks in height, he makes up for in dancing ability, positive attitude, and androgynous sex appeal.

Andy Richter
Andy Richter

Andy began his show biz career as the sidekick to Conan, as well as his roommate and (probably) non-homosexual life mate. But Andy wanted bigger things: he wanted his own sitcom on Fox.

The origins of Andy Richter are lost in time. What is known about Andy is that is large and hairy, resembling a bear or the legendary Sasquatch.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan

Jim joined Conan's side in recent years with their animated series Pale Force. Jim is Conan's new hero following the departure of Andy Richter. He lives in Conan's house and sleeps with Conan's wife.

Jim is a fat, angry drunk of a man.

Andy Dick
Andy Dick

Andy Dick is Conan's arch enemy. They met while working on The Simpsons. Soon after Conan was brought on board as Matt Groening's pet, Andy was fired for not being funny and no one liking him. He blamed Conan for the loss of his last paying job and vowed revenge!

Will Conan be able to overcome Andy Dick's constant attacks? You'll have to tune in to find out!