Ashley Kerwin
Nicknames: Goth Girl Jr.
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Ashley's mother is dating Toby's father. They are not married, just living together in sin, which makes our lord Jesus cry tears which will eventually drown us all. So in other words, they live in the same house and are not related. They also hate each other.
Ashley starts off as the most popular girl at Degrassi Middle School. She runs for class president, dates Jimmy, and probably some other stuff popular people do. However, this changes forever one night when she falls off the not doing ecstasy wagon, and does ecstasy.
Doing ecstasy causes her lame party to become really awesome, makes her funny, and she kisses Sean. Then she calls Paige a name after Paige calls her a name. For normal middle schoolers, this would be considered the social event of the year. In Canada, it makes you an outcast and terrible person. After attending rehab (because going to rehab is required when you do a drug once) she comes back to school only to discover that she no longer has friends. They all decided to abandon her because of her slight drug doing ways. Ashley is forced to become Goth so that she can befriend Ellie. Then she acts all stuck up and Goth for awhile, then the cool kids decided they aren't mad at her anymore, so she dumps Ellie and is friends with them again. I must say this was the thing to do, because she gets to hang out with Spinner.
However not all was well after she became non-Goth. She began to date Craig for while, but did not fulfill his desires--his sexual desires. So he cheated on her with Manny, who is a huge whore. Craig was going to break up with Ashley, but she gave him a really nice guitar. So Craig decided that instead of breaking up with one of them, he would date them both. Which sort of blew up in his face and now neither one of them is dating him. Now Ashley spends her time hanging around her room being sad, sort of like a Goth who doesn't dress in all black.
Final Grade: C-
She was pretty cool after she got all hopped up on goofballs. However, most of the time she is fairly lame. She also gets way to much airtime. Instead of developing Chris's character, we just get another lame Ashley story. She is way too sad all the time. Come on Ashley, so what if Craig cheated on you? That's to be expected when you date a rock star. Get over it.