"Neutron Dance"Season 4 Episode 10
Canadian airdate: October 26th, 2004
There isn't a whole lot to this episode and I don't like it, so this review will be short.
Ok, Ashley is now a member of Downtown Sasquatch. Spinner and Marco don't like this and think Ashley is only in the band because Craig wants to bone her. They would be correct. Also, the 'Squatch will be getting some free studio time to record one of their crappy songs because they won that battle of the bands last year. Since their only competition was Ashley and Paige's band, I suppose they had that victory in the bag.
Craig goes to visit Jimmy in the hospital, as Jimmy has been crippled do to the shooting. Jimmy explains that Craig will soon date Ashley again, but Craig tries to deny this. Jimmy knows what he is talking about though, Jimmy is from the future. He read Craig and Ashley's life story in the Enterprise's computer database.
At the next rehearsal, Spinner is an hour late because he had Manny suck him inside the Dot. Manny is such a whore she'll even go down on Spinner when he still has that stupid ass hair cut. If Manny finds Spinner sexy with that gay style of hair it must mean Manny is in to chicks. That explains why she dated JT for an episode. Manny is trisexual, she'll have sex with anything that you can try to shove into her overused cooch.
Meanstwhile, Paige has a crush on a student-teacher, Mr. Olyeander. Mr. O is teaching a yoga class, which leads me to believe Mr O isn't into girls. There's Mr. O showing Heather Sinclair how to hold up her arms. At this time I want to mention to the Degrassi producers that no one has been keeping up with the cute little Heather Sinclair tidbits we've been getting. All I have been able to piece together about this bitch is that Paige fucking hates her, but Paige hates everyone who isn't Paige.
Hazel warns Paige against dating the Mr. O by saying "You and older guys are not always a good match." Ha ha. It's funny because the last older guy Paige was with raped her. Good one Hazel.
But Paige ignores Hazel because that's what you do with Hazel. That night, Paige and Hazel then get fake IDs and head to the bar Mr. O is at. Surprisingly, this scene did not result in anything wacky, except that we find that Mr. O is dating a girl named Charlie. I could make up some transsexual joke here, but that would be too obvious and not in keeping with the high standard of humor we have at the Caf.
Ashley goes to her friend Ellie for advice on Craig. Ellie is still bitter about Sean running away and leaving her with the rent. Ellie, get student welfare to pay for that. If Sean can get it, I imagine other kids can as well. Unless the law was passed to apply to Sean alone. But Ellie, we're sorry all the guys you date do whatever they have to do get away from you, maybe you could try to not be so repulsive to all forms of life.
Spinner and Marco want Craig to fire Ashley from the band. Craig can't do this because kicking her out of the band won't help him get laid. Spinner and Marco deicide if Craig can do whatever the hell he wants to the band then so can they. Spinner brings in Manny to play tambourine, while Marco busts out the accordion. That's awesome. Downtown Sasquatch is now cool and doesn't suck for once.
Well, the episode ends with Craig giving in and firing Ashley, but then walking out of the recoding session to be with her. Craig and Ashley run off to do the neutron dance, which is most likely a sex term. I leave what it involves to your imagination. If you have a good idea what goes on in a neutron dance, don't hesitate to email us.
No one cares about Craig and Ashley.
Intensity Level: 0% Intense
No one cares about Craig and Ashley.