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"Voices Carry" Part 1

Season 4 Episodes 11 & 12
Canadian airdates: November 2nd & 9th, 2004

Boycott the Caf name: "Craig is Insane"
Important characters: Craig, Ashley, Liberty, JT
Issue of the Week: Mental illness

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Downtown Sasquatch has broken up. Spinner and Marco are mad Craig ruined their recoding time to be with Ashley of all people. But Craig doesn't care because he is in love with Ashley. Ashley's mom hates Craig for that one time he broke Ashley's heart by getting another girl pregnant. That was good times.

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Craig wants to get some alone time with Ashley and to do this, Craig steals Joey's credit card. It wasn't hard for Craig to find, it was right there in Joey's purse. Yeah, Joey owns a purse. It's pink with flower designs. Craig got the card, but he had to dig through a big thing of tampons. Joey has a shitload of tampons on him for some reason.

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Ashley's gay dad is getting married to his gay boyfriend. Gay people can get married in Canada, so Degrassi is legally bound to make an episode about it. This is a good way to finally point out that Canada is different from the United States, which Degrassi forgets from time to time. When Craig goes to see the wedding being prepared he meets Ashley's weird ass aunt. This aunt knows what Craig did to Ashley and this makes her come on to Craig. She must be looking to get pregnant.

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Craig used the credit card to rent a hotel room, to which he takes Ashley. In an absolute surprise, Ashley spreads her legs on the bed and wants Craig to have sex with her. Holy moley! This is a surprise. I am surprised Ashley has gotten over her Puritan opposition to sex. She must figure she lost Craig once for not putting out and she doesn't want to make that mistake again.

Craig is more than happy to oblige and pulls out a big role of condoms. Man that's a lot of condoms. I could see having that many condoms with you if you were still with Manny. He must have purchased a box of 100,000 condoms in bulk at Sam's Club when he was still with Manny. He still has about 1550 let.

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We don't see the actual sex act, which is a real let down. Way to suck Degrassi. After sex, Ashley gets dressed in a hurry while crying, just like the girls I have sex with. Craig spends the time surfing the TV for Kurt Russell movies. I too enjoy a good Kurt Russell film after sex...as well as during. If my life was a TV show, this would be it.

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The pre-wedding party takes place in Gay Town. Toby's there (since he is part of Ashley's family) dancing with Ash's mom, but this won't be the last time Toby is seen around Gay Town.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode sixty nine

In a surprise, Craig asks Ashley to marry him right there in the gay bar. Ashley refuses, pointing out that they are both still kids in high school and only rednecks get married that young. Craig is so upset that he goes back to the hotel room and trashes it. Just like a rock star.

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