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"Voices Carry" Part 2

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Ashley has spoke to her slutty aunt about Craig and decides to marry the dude, but not until they are out of high school.

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Craig is so elated by this news that he summons Marco to help him buy some snazzy threads for the gay wedding. Craig then shows up at Jimmy's hospital room not wearing any pants. Why I do declare, it looks like Craig is going a courtin'.

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What a lame gay wedding. I've seen gayer. At least one of the grooms should be wearing a bridal dress (usually who ever is the catcher), while the other groom should be in short-shorts and a pink tuxedo.

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At the reception, Craig shocks everyone by announcing he and Ashley are getting married. Ashley is upset he broke the news without consulting her. Ashley, they were going to find out at some point. You can't just hide shit like that.

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Craig then tries to go berserk at the wedding. He doesn't get very far when one of the gay grooms beats his ass over a table. Hey Craig, way to lose a fight to a queer. Your bi-polar Hulk rage can't beat gay cock loving rage.

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Craig goes home and starts fighting Joey. Craig totally throws Joey to ground and bashes his head in. Check out Craig kick Joey's ass. This means Joey is even weaker than a guy who got beat up by a fag. Joey sucks. I tell you, Craig has more money than Joey and is stronger than him. This makes Craig the man of the house now. Joey is going to have to ask Craig permission now to go out with Snake or stay up past his bed time. Joey sucks.

We then learn that Craig is bi-polar, which is why he has been acting so insane. Yup. Craig is a nutcase.

Also there was some B plot with Liberty and JT wanting to produce Dracula for the school play but Raditch not letting them, so they write a protest song about radishes. That was so stupid I refuse to discuss it further.

Rating: F
No one cares about Craig and Ashley.

Intensity Level: 0% Intense
No one cares about Craig and Ashley.

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