"Secret" Part 1Season 4 Episodes 14 & 15
Canadian airdate: November 30th & December 7th, 2004
The school production of Dracula is just days away. Emma has a minor role along side Alex and Amy's twin. Some of you have written to use saying that Amy didn't die in "Our House" because she shows up in this episode. Well, you people are wrong. Amy clearly drank herself to death last season, that was as plain as day. The girl you see now is Amy's twin or cousin or something. Amy's dead, you have get over it. Life goes on.
Jay isn't going to let Amy's death weigh him down, he puts the move on Emma. That's right, rub her shoulder.
Everyone notices that Emma has been acting weird lately (lately? If by "lately" you mean the past four years). The shooting has really affected her brain. One teacher tells Emma her participation grade is falling and she'd better get with the program, because she has had more than enough time to get over the shooting and having a gun pointed in her face. That teacher is a bit of a dick for someone who is only as tall as a 16 year old girl.
Craig likes goulash. Ellie calls it disgusting and leaves. Ellie you're not better than goulash.
Ashley tells Craig he should go to a support group for his bi-polar brain. Craig would prefer to go to a group for people who love goulash. That would be a pretty awesome group, except when they got together for their annual Goulash Club pot luck dinner, because everyone would bring goulash and no one would bring a dessert or chips or pop or napkins. Just like the disaster that was my old Pizza Club.
Craig goes to the support group and, for some reason, Ellie is also in this group. What does cutting yourself have to do with being bi-polar? That should be two different groups. Ellie says even if she stops cutting herself she'll always be a cutter. No you won't, just stop cutting yourself will do the trick. Craig is always going to be bi-polar, Ellie just needs to be kept away from safety protractors.
Emma comes home to overhear Snake and Spike talking about how crazy Emma is.
Earlier Jay invited Emma to a party at the ravine. Emma sneaks out through the basement window everyone uses when they need to sneak out of the house to go to a party. Emma and Manny used it to meet Chris at the rave and Snake used it to go to Pretzel Night at the church.
Here's where things get sexy. Jay leads Emma into a van in the ravine. This is the van where kids have sex. Jay just takes her in there and expects her to give him a blowjob, without explaining it to her first. That's how cool Jay is. Jay gives Emma a green wristband. Green is for oral sex. But Emma freaks out and doesn't suck his dick that night.
I think Emma has a point there. I wouldn't want to have sex in that van, too many people have already. It's going to be all dirty and full of semen stains. At least motel rooms get cleaned regularly.
Jay is mad that Emma kept her bracelet even though she did not suck him off. Those bracelets must have cost about a penny each, he does deserve something out of it. So the next night, Emma goes back to the ravine and gives Jay pleasure from her mouth. Howza!
Due to some sexual content, parental discretion is advised. Hell yeah, means a good, sexy episode.