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Holy shit. Emma gave Jay a blow job. Degrassi is rocking.
Alex is hopping mad. Amy's cousin went down on Jay in the ravine and Alex is going to pop her one. That's not a good decision, the play is only a few days away and Amy's cousin is needed in it. The show must go on, Alex. You have to put your personal feeling aside for the good of the play. Do you think Vin Diesel and Paul Walker wanted to work in movies together? No. Vin Diesel was always ready to punch Walker in the face for sucking his boyfriend's dick. But they put that aside to create the award winning epic The Fast and the Furious. You'll never make it in the biz with that attitude, Alex.
Jay is bummed out that Alex found out about his harem van. Emma wants to cheer Jay up by giving him a blowjob. Emma really wants to give Jay more blowjobs. You have to see this from Emma's perspective, this is the first time she's eaten meat and she finds the taste to be quite addicting. Jay has to tell Emma to stop it already, he's had his dick sucked enough and he needs to let it dry off for a while.
Meanwhile over at the B plot, Jimmy wants to get out of his hospital room to see Kid Elrick. Marco and Craig bust him out when Craig dresses up like a private detective and scares a receptionist half to death by going bi-polar on her.
Jimmy finds that being in a wheelchair can be trouble in a concert. He bumps into some guy, spilling his beer. That is too bad because a cup of beer at a concert costs around forty bucks. But Jimmy is also allowed to move to the front of the show where he gets a low but unobstructed view of the Kid. Too bad in a normal concert, no one would have let Jimmy wheel his way to the front, and even if he made it up there, he'd be crushed against the security rail by a bunch of moshers.
Check out our first view of the legendary Kid Elrick who may very well be Weird Al's brother.
Emma has a sore throat so JT makes her drink raw eggs and lemon. I don't think that is meant to help Emma's voice, I think it is just JT being silly.
Emma comments how it tastes so rude. Emma hates to taste anything that is not penis.
Oh my God. There's been a gonorrhea outbreak in Degrassi. Seems a lot of people have been sucking from the same diseased penis. Check out the charts Degrassi has on hand about gonorrhea. Degrassi is going to beat this, they came prepared. It won't be another school shooting or random Kevin Smith visit. This is the first test of the Hotass Administration and she has this problem down.
There is now suspicion amongst the student body that Emma may have gonorrhea. Or at least their is suspicion among the boy who plays Dracula because he doesn't kiss her in the play so he doesn't risk getting an STD. Emma is mad that Dracula threw the scene, but the audience was still entertained. That black guy enjoyed himself.
Back home, Emma has to ask her parents to take her to the clinic. Snake and Spike now know she may have gonorrhea. They are supportive of her, but they do make her sleep outside that night. Just to be safe.
And that is Emma's secret.
This is the first non-lame Emma episode since the first season's period piece. Between boycotting the caf for serving food that crossed a chipmunk with a potato salad and landing Sean in detention because he wanted a girlfriend with bigger breasts, Emma has turned into a real bad girl. This is the defining episode of season four. It's a rare episode that is always fun to watch not just because I can make fun of it, but also because it has some quality in it that goes far beyond most episodes. Plus, finding out Emma has gonorrhea never fails to make me laugh.
Intensity Level: 100% INTENSE
Emma is 100% INTENSE. Dick sucking and flaming dolphin pants are a real turn on.
Did You Know?:
The male penis is 100% all natural and not genetically modified in any way. However, Emma can no longer be claim to be a vegetarian.