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"Venus" Part 2

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Emma is asleep when Manny comes falling down the basement window and into a laundry bin. She is so drunk, but at least she was able to put her shirt back on. The last time Emma was surprised to see Manny at her house, she was having sex with Craig on Emma's bed.

The next day at school, Manny talks to Peter. Apparently, Manny didn't remember that she flashed her breasts on camera. Or maybe she did, I don't know.

Manny's mother comes to school and tells Manny her father won't let her come home until she agrees to give up acting. What the hell is that? You can't kick a underage child out of your house. Manny is going to live with Emma until this all blows over.

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Craig and Ellie are still mad at each other. Craig is pissed she didn't tell him Ashley was staying in England, so he gets back at her by scratching his dandruff at her. What a bi-polar weirdo.

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Manny tries to get a hold of the incriminating video tape. But Peter catches her and wants to use the tape as leverage to make Manny go out with him. Manny calls Peter a freak, which probably wasn't a smart thing to do. Peter was trying to use the tape to get a date, but now he just wants to fuck with her.

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Since Ellie and Craig aren't speaking, Ellie is forced to eat lunch with Paige and Hazel. Ellie was only their friend through Ashley, and with Ashley gone, Paige gets to go back to being a bitch to Ellie. That's cool. I like that Paige has completely forgotten the lessons she has learned over the years about being nice to people that aren't her. She even calls Hazel stupid. Hazel of course, has to agree with her.

I think Paige is overdue for another rape. Paige is only nice to people after she has been raped.

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Manny makes one last chance to plead for the tape. Peter then tells Manny, "I think you're so desperate for male attention, I think you'll do anything for it. You're a big, fat attention whore. Most girls don't whip out their boobs to guys they've met for five minutes." Whoa. Peter really called Manny out on that. He's got her number.

Manny then spills Peter's food on him. God damn it Manny, how about you give Peter some reason to not want to spread that video around?

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Manny's now freaked out people may be watching her wild video. Jason Mewes comes by and laughs at her, but that just could be because Jason Mewes is high. In fact, it most definitely is because Mewes is high.

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JT and Toby found a video amusing, but it is a video of a monkey smelling its own butt. Oh, JT and Toby, no wonder girls don't like you. Way to act like good old first season JT and Toby here.

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Manny's sexy drunken video starts making it around the Degrassi student body. How about the video takes exactly no time to download. Too bad they don't show us at home the boob-age. I blame pressure by The-N for that. Damn them.

Hey Craig's seen those before. When he had sex with her.

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At Spirit Squad practice, that one girl from season 4, Chante Black, and few other extras make fun of Manny's sex tape. Paige and Hazel don't know what the hell these non-main characters are talking about. God damn extras, stop trying to upstage the old characters. No one cares if you have anything to say, just go away. No one likes any of you and we don't even know your names.

Paige boots Manny from the squad because of the video. I didn't know Paige could do that, but who the hell cares about logic, not the Degrassi writers certainly.

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Manny comes back home. Her father demands she give up her dream of acting, but she refuses to. Her dad then kicks her out of the house. What the hell? How about Canada apparently has no laws.

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Meanwhile, Ellie and Craig make up when Ellie joins Downtown Sasquatch as the new drummer. Too bad the band will suck ass now without Spinner. Craig, you can't play guitar. We never see you play, and when we heard guitar music in this episode, you just happened to have your back turned to the camera. Fuck you. At least Ellie looks kind of cute now that she is no longer dressed like a vampire.

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With no where else to go, Manny goes to Emma's house and begs her forgiveness. Emma told Manny "I hate you" earlier after she saw the video. Too bad you've said it before Emma, but you always come back to Manny when you realize she is your only friend. At this point, Emma could easily slam the door behind Manny and leave her alone on the street, which would have been so fucking cool. Manny as a prostitute, who didn't see that coming? Too bad that would destroy the prostitute industry in Canada, because Manny will be the Wal-Mart of hookers, running all the other whores out of business with her low, low prices and large volume.

But instead of sending Manny away, Emma needs someone to eat lunch with, so she lets Manny live with her family for now on. I wonder if Manny will be able to get student welfare now.

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The next day, Manny has to face all the cat calls from every single boy at Degrassi. But in an interesting twist, we find that Peter is the son of Mrs. Hotass, the principal, and he gets his ass in big trouble for spreading the video.

That's life on Degrassi, which is located on Earth and not Venus.

Rating: A
This was sweet. I never thought Manny could top the slutiness of getting pregnant by Craig, but having your tits seen by everyone in school really proves Manny is not going to rest on her laurels. Hopefully her next feat will be sucking Jimmy's dick so hard he'll be able to walk again. I know Manny can do it.

Intensity Level: 100% INTENSE
100% Boobies

Final Thoughts:
How about that Peter kid? At first I was going to hate him, because he seemed like a damn pretty boy character sent in to steal Craig's thunder as the resident pretty boy. He came off like an ass until he blackmailed Manny and sent everyone the video. What a kickass character. I see potential in him becoming Spinner's sidekick, as they travel Canada in a Winnebago getting girls drunk and having sex with them, then selling the videos for gas money, because gas is expensive.

I think there was a minor plot point going around concerning how Manny was jealous of blonde girls or something. I don't think that made any sense, because there was no reason for Manny to be jealous of Emma, of all people, because Manny is not ugly. Also when Ellie wanted Paige and Hazel to reform their band, she called it Hell Hath No Fury, which is wrong. The band is called PMS. I guess Hell Hath was the name the girls used in "Rock and Roll High School", but I don't know what the fuck the girls were thinking, PMS is a much better band name. I don't recall Hell Hath No Fury chasing any rapists out of Degrassi. Though the Craig burning in hell shirt was super duper rad.

Also, Johnny and I made some interesting comments when we watched this episode together, but I have forgotten most of them. The thing is, we watched this one really late at night a week ago while we were all strung out on pixie sticks. For real. One guy that was with us didn't even have any interest in Degrassi and just went to sleep in the living room. So we sodomized him while we were high on the sugar.

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