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Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

So Snake is back home, but as punishment Spike is forcing him to fix the septic tank and the only tools he is allowed to use are his own two hands. It is very painful.

I bet Spike has a serious dominatrix thing over Snake. I'm sure she makes him drink her pee during sex.

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Emma runs off to the ravine for a secret rendezvous with Peter. Peter has brought Emma a picnic basket for some reason. Of course, Emma doesn't want to eat food, so she kicks the basket over and proceeds to give Peter a blowjob.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

There's a new teacher in town, but I'll discuss him more in a later review. It's possible he doesn't know anything about science, because he has Liberty teach the class. Liberty explains the female reproduction system. Oh yeah she's an expert in putting that to use. Well, expert in that she's has sex one time. But you don't want to make the class too complicated. Manny can deliver a PhD level lecture (mostly convering STIs and simple home remedies for them) but that would be too much for a high school class.

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Part 2 has a new B plot. Hazel is jealous of Alex becoming Paige's new shadow. Hazel doesn't get that much screen time, and Alex isn't helping the situation. Alex proposes they try to get along for Paige's sake.

Out of nowhere Toby says "I could do up some fake IDs. Take you ladies on a pub crawl." Oh Toby! You get even less airtime than Hazel these days, but at least the writers throw you a bone. Or else I figure the kid who plays Toby is just angry about never being on camera so he just butts in with ad-libbed one liners. It pisses the director off but the show doesn't have money for a reshoot so they keep it in.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

In gym class Emma is wearing a big ass coat and tells Manny that Shaq's cock is gynormous (Manny would know). I don't really understand the need for this scene other than mentioning that Shaq is hung, which I guess is good enough reason.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

Paige, Alex and Hazel go shopping at the Mall of Canada, but Alex and Hazel get all catty and start whipping clothes at each other. The two are then detained by mall security.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

Emma comes back home and Manny reveals she has learned that Emma has not been eating. Emma then reveals see has been dating Peter and that is why she can't eat or something.

Manny is certainly not pleased to hear this news. Earlier Manny complained that Peter got her drunk and filmed her. No, Manny you got yourself drunk. That's how drinking works. Unless Peter tied you down and shoved a funnel down your throat, you drank under your own power. Filming your breasts was not cool, but face it, your tits were bound to wind up on camera before you turn 18, it was just a matter of time.

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With the secret out, the next day Emma and Peter can enjoy an open relationship. And is it ever open. Snake and Mr. Armstrong enjoy watching them make out. That has to be an extra perk of being a high school teacher.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

Alex is very sad because Paige has been ignoring her after the mall fight. Suffice to say, this is a big blow to Alex; without being able to follow Paige around like a puppy dog, Alex is lost and confused.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

Peter and Emma hang out at the Dot. This is a problem since the Dot has food. Emma stuffs French fries in her pocket and Peter discovers this when he tries to steal her wallet.

Peter is alarmed that Emma may be anorexic. He tells Manny and they agree to set aside the feud over the boobie video and help Emma learn to eat again. You really have to hand it to Manny for getting over her anger at Peter to help a friend. That video did end up getting her kicked out of her house and the spirit squad. Though I doubt it hurt her reputation as much as the episode implied, it was well known before hand Manny is a slut.

Degrassi The Next Generation episode ninety six

Oh no. Check out Paige, Alex and Hazel. It looks like they had a sexy run in with Spinner. The show implies they were whip topping or ice cream or something, but you can't get covered that heavily from anything that doesn't come out of Spinner's family jewels. At any rate, Alex and Hazel are friends.

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Emma comes home to find that Peter and her family have set up an intervention to get her to eat. Emma tries to run away but you need energy to do that. She then starts throwing away Manny's things, which is kind of rude. Then Emma stops breathing, because you need to eat to be able to do that, and she winds up in the hospital. Cassie Steele looks funny when she tries to cry. The end.

Rating: F
God damn it Emma and Manny, you two do not need to lose weight. You are not fat. Do you know what fat is?

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Here, this is fat. This is someone who needs to lose weight.

See the difference?

Intensity Level: 2% Intense
Hey, Degrassi people, nice plot. Emma stops eating to lose weight and suffers health problems. That's interesting. Oh wait, you did that with Toby three years ago. Good job on ripping off Toby, Emma. You should have learned how bad not eating was from that time Toby didn't eat to make weight for wrestling. It was bad enough when Emma boycotted the caf a year after Spinner did it. Maybe next season she'll take ectasy.

You know, at the very least they could have given Toby something to say to Emma about this. The boy hasn't had more than five minutes of screen time all season. I know no one likes him, but come on, give him a B plot at least. Liberty is liked far less than Toby, but we've gotten way more than we need from her this season. Maybe give Toby an episode where he meets a child molester on the internet or dates Chris for a while.
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