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"Eyes Without a Face" Part 2

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Darcy has spent a lot of time chatting online with Adams*. She does this during Media Immersion, which concerns Mr. Simpson because it takes away from her class time. You need to take Media Immersion every year of middle and high school in order to graduate and if you do bad one year you won't be able to make it up the next year without getting behind and you will have to repeat your senior year. That's why only about a third of the seniors graduated last year. Simpson tells Darcy that she needs to concentrate on her school work and that he had been monitoring Darcy's chat room, because the conversation was pretty hot. Darcy is offended by this and takes her three 12 foot long necklaces and walks away.

In the gym, Manny warns Darcy about being photographed by Peter, but Darcy isn't going to take advice from an Hispanic. Also, Manny was cool with being photographed by Peter the other day too, so I don't know what's up with Manny. Darcy says she just wants to change out of her stinky gym clothes and shower for her boyfriend. It's good that one would want to be fresh for Spinner, not that it matters. He appreciates the effort but Spinner also enjoys a woman's natural scent.

*What kind of name is "Adams"? I understand Adam, without an s, but if you put an s on the end then I expect Adam's to be possessive of something. Maybe his real name is Adam and Adams is just his clever screename to protect his identity.

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After Spinner drives Darcy home, she attacks him in the car. Spinner isn't used to Darcy's being this aggressive to make out. He's gotten used to the whole virginity thing mostly because it's a challenge to him. Spinner has never encountered a female who didn't want to have sex with him the first time they met. This includes his first babysitter and the nurse who helped deliver him. But now Darcy is really horny.

Darcy shows Spinner her sexy Myspace My Room pictures. Spinner is like, "Woot woot!" until he realizes they are all online. He gets mad because it means horny Myspace My Room visitors can jack off to them. Darcy tries to tell him that she has made the photos password protected so no one can see them, but Spinner replies that Darcy is a girl so she doesn't how to do anything on a computer correctly.

Spinner briefly considers ordering Myspace My Room to give him the IP address of everyone who has seen her page just so he can go and kick their asses in person, much like the ending of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back but not as lame. Then he remembers he wants to go home to make a reuben sandwich and can't even think about this situation until he gets that sandwich. He leaves very angry.

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Meanwhile, Ellie has the B plot for today. She has been continuing her relationship with the editor of the paper. And the editor looks like he wants to get hot and heavy and take it to the next level, if you know what I mean. And if you don't know what I mean, I mean the editor wants to have sex with her. Ellie is more than happy to keep their relationship at the stage where they just make out on his desk after work, but she wants to be prepared for his weiner one day soon.

Ellie talks to Ashley about this, because Ashley has had sex once or twice and it turns out Ellie has never had sex. Yeah, according to Ellie, Sean and her never did the woop woop boogie while they were together. I find this hard to believe, because this is Sean we are talking about, for crying out loud. Maybe Sean just felt having sex in his dirty apartment wasn't safe because they risked getting infected with dust mites. Maybe Sean only stuck his dick in Ellie's mouth while she was asleep. Maybe Sean knew he was only going out with Ellie until someone better came along and did it with random girls at the ravine and street races.

After Jimmy's revelation that he is a virgin last week, this makes Ellie the second confirmed virgin this season. Toby isn't so lonely after all. Maybe they can get together Saturday night to play Risk and watch SNL. Not that I've ever done that many, many times.

Ellie wants to be ready for sexy time, so she goes to the student health clinic and walks out with about 20 pounds of contraceptives. She spills them in front of the editor, which causes him to need a change of pants. Ellie still doesn't know how to broach the subject to editor guy, because the whole pile of contraceptives wasn't a big enough hint, so at the next newspaper meeting, she pitches a story about sex on campus. Because no one who has written for a university newspaper has ever written about sex in college. Editor tells Ellie to STFU and everyone laughs at her because they can see through the charade. But then editor and Ellie make out again after work, so all is good.

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Darcy is upset that Spinner cannot accept her as a internet whore, so she goes to Peter and he takes more sexy photos of her. I must confess I got a boner here, but that happens during every Degrassi episode that has Spinner.

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The next day at school, Darcy is horrified when Derek and Webster reveal they downloaded all her secret photos. They hacked in using Derek's computer skills. Now they want twenty bucks and a shot of Darcy's "bazoongas." Jesus, when did Derek and Webster become the new JT and Toby? They aren't even as entertaining as JT and Toby were. Webster is just too dirty and disgusting to look at. He needs to learn what soap and shampoo are. Every time I am forced to see him on TV, I get so angry I punch the girl down the hall from me who has her entire room decorated in pink and listens to "Bittersweet Symphony" thirty times a day. She never questions why I did it either, she knows she had it coming.

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Spinner is still mad about the online photos. Spinner considers this just as bad as when he slept with Paige last year. This is Spinner, so I can't argue with that. Spinner then breaks up with Darcy and says Peter showed him the sexy photos.

Darcy confronts Peter about this. Peter goes into Peter asshole mode and reveals that Adams is not a hot young stud, he is actually a lonely old man.

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Coincidentally, a lonely old man walks into Degrassi but Principal Hotass tells him to leave. Degrassi has had enough problems, it doesn't need to be the place where pedophiles hang out in the lobby. The lonely old man follows Darcy and her sister home and reveals himself to be Adams. Claire calls the mounted police while Darcy tries to wait it out without getting raped. The mounties come and arrest Adams.

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The episode ends with Darcy and Claire in their room. Darcy explains that the mounties will take away their computer for evidence. Darcy feels bad that she has been a bad Christian. Claire tells Darcy she just needs to pray and it will be alright.

This raises the question of whether Darcy and Claire have any parents. We sure never see them. I think Claire takes care of Darcy and their bedroom is a large as their house gets.

Rating: C-
Hey, remember that episode where Emma got into trouble online and was almost raped by an internet predator? The Degrassi producers sure don't. I guess they wanted to update it for the Myspace age, but Degrassi has kind of moved away from the lesson episodes since by about the third episode.

Intensity Level: 88% Intense
For as bad as this one was, I will award it considerable intensity points for the sexy photos and the internet predator who looked like a shaved Kevin Smith.

Final Thoughts:
This has been the season of Degrassi girls showing it all. Darcy posed on the internet, Ashley showed her knockers to get Jimmy hard, and there is a deleted scene out there on the internet of Manny getting gang banged in a pool.

And how about Peter? He has some amazing powers over women if he can continue to date them and let alone photograph them after that Manny boob video. You think the Degrassi girls would learn to stay away from him, but the Degrassi girls are very dumb.

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