Manny and the other girls watch the Manny and Jay love tape over and over again. Manny is worried about her chances of getting accepted into the drama program without her tape. Such worries prove fruitful when she is not accepted because she did not bring an audition tape. Also, she is a very poor actress.
Back at the Mounties' fort, Jay makes a call to his boss to get him to drop the charges. Jay really should have asked beforehand about borrowing the tow truck or, better yet, just taken his own car. Doesn't Jay have a car? I'm sure it's more fuel efficient than a tow truck. Jay's boss sets them free and the boys continue on their way to save Manny.
Spinner notes that Jay is really in love with Manny and calls him a Manaholic. Everyone laughs at Spinner's wit.
When the boys drive into the college, Spinner says, "I saw the women's studies building, you want to go study some women?" and Jay tells him to shutup. I think Spinner's been making little jokes since they left the jail and it's been getting more and more annoying.
Down at the bad kids camp, they are getting ready to head out into the woods blindfolded. Darcy doesn't want to do this, but can't admit she was raped so she can get the hell out of this. Peter tries to make her feel better. "I'm going to help you get through it," he says ."Let's have sex again."
The kids are led out into the woods. I guess they will have to survive on their own. By survive, I mean they have to sleep out in the woods alone for one night and then make it back to base camp, which is several feet from where they will be sleeping. "How am I going to survive out here on my own?" Darcy complains to Spirit Bear. "We're in the Ravine. It's like a 30 minute walk back to the school. I'll never make it out here."
But in the end, Darcy feels better. I also think she admitted she was raped. I don't know, I wasn't really paying too much attention to this plot. Of the two plots going on, this was the least interesting, and the other plot has Liberty in it, mind you.
Over at Smithdale, the sorority is setting out party platters. Spinner and Jimmy come in. Being Bizarro World, Liberty carries a lot of weight in this college, so she got them pass the doors. Look what we have here, Spinner loose in a sorority house and the rest of the episode doesn't turn into a 1 man, 30 women orgy. I am so disappointed. The show has given us a lot of warped logic over the years, but this is by far the worse. It makes no sense that the sorority house should not turn into a 24 hour fuckfestival.
Go to hell producers.
Instead, we get something far more disturbing. Jay gets romantic with the theatre department head lady in order to get Manny into the program. There is wine, and foot rubs, and dancing, and removing of clothing.
Jay is very grossed out.
The next morning at the sorority house, Spinner and Jimmy bring everyone donuts. Jay pops in and tells Manny that she has a second shot at an audition. This is the start of a long pattern; if Manny is going to get any acting roles, someone is going to have to get laid.
Later that day, everyone heads to the Pure Grimace concert, waiting to see who the surprise musician is. And ah man, it's Craig. Everyone is disappointed. Seriously they are. Spinner and Jimmy point out how lame Craig is and drove all this way for nothing. Jimmy is mad that Ashley knew the musician was Craig the whole time but didn't tell them, because she's a jerk. She says Craig and she are going to tour Europe together. Uhh...sure. This is just another example of Ashley spouting bullshit to sound important (I would say more important than she is, but Ashley and Craig are not important at all to begin with). Really, Craig and Ashley are going to head to Vegas. Craig is hoping to win enough money in blackjack to buy a car as his job at the gas station doesn't pay all that well. They'll just take pictures of that casino that has the fake Eiffel Tower and claim they were in Paris. Things will go well the first day and Craig and Ashley will get married at one of those Vegas chapels. The second day Craig will cheat on her.
For real Craig sucks. I wish the show would stop trying to trick us into believing his is a popular musician. It's great he formed a band with the other guys he works with at the gas station/smokes pot with but it's not like he's even playing anywhere impressive, he's at an open mic at a college. Next up is going to be a butch lesbian who'll sing a folk song about her womb.
Jay and Manny reconcile at the concert. Manny says she can't believe what she saw in Craig and that he is so yesterday. The guy who made out with Manny the other day and fed her chocolate tires to get between them and Jay proceeds to kill him.
You had me until we saw Craig. Just because everyone else called him lame is not going to make up for it. I don't want to see Craig back until he is homeless and forced to suck dicks in back alleys in order to support his drug habit. I'm sure that's what he does when he isn't performing at open mic night
Does It Go There? No
At least it's nice to know that Spinner was healthy enough to travel across the country while undergoing chemotherapy.
Who Should Get Kicked In The Face This Week? Craig
Time to bring back Rivers Cuomo to put the pretty boy in his place.