Degrassi Mailbag #1
From: tom h
Subject: RICK DIED OMG LOLZ LMFAO ROFLMAO OMG!!!!!!
LIKE OMG LOLZ LIKE RICK IS LIKE LMAO LOZ OMG DEAD.
What's your problem fucker? You think that this site is just one big joke or something. You think we would make jest of school shootings just like its no big deal? This isn't rape we're talking about, school shootings affect people who actually matter not just hot woman. The very idea that somebody would want to make fun of them makes me sorry for all of mankind. You make me sick.
Subject: (no subject)
I'm pretty sure everybody was aware of this, but it is nice to hear this fact reiterated every once in a while.
Subject: alex and amy
yo your site is extremely witty. I'm a fan. just so you know the "other girl" is named Alex and "that girl who dated sean for one episode" is named Amy.
I believe that thanks to this letter the bio section was updated so that is was accurate.
You=A Degrassi Goddess
Nobody who works on Boycott the Caff is a woman, but we will accept the title of Goddesses none the less. I hope we are pagan Goddesses so that witches will make sacrifices for us while dancing naked around a fire.
Subject: (no subject)
Your site is hilarious. I love you, Johnny Dangerous. Boycott the Caf is the best Degrassi fansite ever.
I love you to random internet person, who is hopefully good looking, and a woman
Subject: Re: (no subject)
you should have a section of your site devoted to quotes. not enough justice is done by only using quotes once each character bio and scattered throughout the rest of the web site.
This is actually a good idea. Look for it to be implemented someday.
From: marissa m
Subject: Boycott the Caf
I'm sure you have hundreds of people throwing themselves at you, but I just wanted to remind you that Boycott the Caf is the best Degrassi website ever created.
I wouldn't say that I have hundreds of people throwing themselves at me. It is more around 80, maybe 90 people on a good day. Still that's a lot of people. For comparison Tony Danza has never had anybody thrown at him, ever.
your site seems like a hate site rather than a fan site?
whats up with the bashing?
Don't be mistaken, our love for Degrassi is real. We love Degrassi in the way that mortal men love a woman. The thing is for every awesome part of Degrassi, (like when Spinner brought that watermelon to Ashley's party) there are equally lame parts (Like any scene with Liberty), and those lame parts take time that could have been spent on awesome parts. So anything that is not pleasing is treated with extreme anger and hatred, because it is time we did not spend watching Spinner get erections, or kicking Toby's ass.
From: "David G"
when is season 5 coming, summer, winter, fall. I need some information. Degrassi is the best show on THE-N ..... WHEN WILL THE NEXT episode arrive. OH, hey.......is there another Degrassi:Unscripted....... there better be..... because there's rumors about it. I MAY BE A BOY BUT WHO CARES IF I LIKE DEGRASSI
My sources tell me season five begins September 19th. There probably is another Degrassi: Unscripted, but honestly I couldn't care less about that show. I have never seen a single boner or boycotted caff on that program. As for your final point, I am also a boy who likes Degrassi. To bad you aren't a girl because if you were me and you could have gotten together to recreate some scenes from Shout.
From: ". ."
Subject: Your website
I have to first state that I love Degrassi and the things that you put on the site is very offensive.
And I love it!!!! This is the best Degrassi site I have ever seen! Please keep up the good work! And put more funny stuff on there because I am just lmao!
Oh man when you said the stuff we said was offensive I was getting ready for you to rip me a new one, but then you said you love it, and threw me for a fucking loop. Wow that last sentence had a hell of a lot of pronouns. I wonder if I should edit it. No I think I'll just leave it the way it is. Anyways Thanks for your declaration of love.
From: TASIA L
Hi this is one of your fans name tasia lucas im 13 years i just wanted to say that emma can act real good i like the episode when she had a fight with some girl and they were fighting.Now manny she is crazy she is just like me u know when she act she give me attitude and she gets all the boys like jt he is always interest in her every time.liberty she is a good acter.paige u just like my sister starr with your attitude and the way you dress.ashely u are a good acter to.terry u and rick please are crazy.Now jimmy u are so fine u blow my mine u and jt but if i were older jimmy but we can be friends ok.spinner your a good acter with your crazy self toby u and jt are best friends i can tell when u act.Rick u a good acter to,YALL BETTER WRITE ME BACK AT TASIALUCAS05@YAHOO.COM THATS MY EMAIL PLEASE WRITE ME BACK OOPPSS I ALL MOST FORGOT CHRIS U CUTE TO AND YOUR A GOOD ACTER YALL KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK I WONT FORGET TO WATCH YALL SHOW ON CHANNEL 123 AT 700 AT NIGHT
Nobody here at Boycott the Caff wrote poor Tasia back. Part of why we didn't is because she is under the misconception that we are somehow affiliated with the people who actually make the show, even though we constantly make fun of it.
I am reminded on an incident where a woman thought that Dumb Baby was run by the makers of The Power Rangers, despite several articles where we displayed great hatred for that show. Billie thinking it would be funny, played along and told her to send the script. Long story short, it turns out that she is physically handicapped and was serious enough about selling her script that she sent us her phone number. As far as I know Billie has cut off communications with her, and she is probably very disappointed. So just as a heads up to everybody on the internet neither Dumb Baby nor Boycott the Caff is affiliated with anything or anyone.
From: Randy Drake
Subject: you bitch!
obviously you dont know much about goths or cutting so why dont you take your thumb and shove it up your ass then you can critasize and yourself instead of real issues you know nothing about
all in all i'd give you an F for being a mother fucker
I don't consider anything having to do with Goths to be a "real" issue. Cutting by itself is a "real" issue, but only when Goths are not concerned, and since nobody but Goths cut themselves then that point is moot. Goths need to realize that life is hard, but would be significantly easier if they didn't wear white makeup and capes. You want to know why Goths get picked on? It's because they make themselves an easy target. When the bully is scanning the hall for somebody to dunk in the toilet who do you think they're going to go for, Joe Normal over here or the kid who looks like a gayer version of Billy Corgan
I do like that you gave us an F for being Mother fuckers. That has got to be the sweetest thing I have ever read.
By the way if anybody is curious about what Randy here does when he is not giving out grades based on who the person fucks here is a link to his website. According to this he is an accomplished photographer with 25 years of experience. Keep up the great work Randy.
From: "Maria B"
Subject: write more summaries
You must write more summaries for the degrassi episodes! My mother and I need more time to waste! please! : )
It doesn't look like you've left us with much choice here. Look for more episode summaries as soon as Billie sobers up.
From: Cora H
Subject: From Fan
Hey whatz up I just wanted to say that i love your show so much i watch it when ever you can and i just love all the characters they are so great so just keep on making the show
I thought it would be funny if Billie and I sent him a picture of the cast with our signatures on it. That plan never really panned out, but it would have been really funny.
From: krissy p
"This all changes one Friday night when Joey insinuates that Craig should leave so that he and Caitlin can have sex on the couch. Craig says he is going to Jimmy's house, and later shows up at a rave. We can only assume it is being held in Jimmy's basement since Jimmy is watching porn upstairs. Craig and Manny start dancing and end up getting caught getting freaky on Emma's bed. Why they decided to have sex on Emma's bed instead of a bed in one of the houses one of them live in is never explained. Craig ends up eventually impregnating Manny, and driving away Ashley. "
WEll first of all not to be uber pro-manny, but... craig liked manny first than he ever thought about ashley...
i think craig got manny pregnant in should i stay or should i go... lol
and Manny isn't LATIN lol. she's like filipino.. hahahahahhaha
well just wanted to say that i REALLY LIKE YOUR SITE!
ps.. hm... why do you hate holiday so much?> manny and craig were so close to almost being a couple! lol... seriouisly it was my favorite episode!
-Kristeen aka the official Manny and Craig Supporter of the world
Holiday is hated because it features way too much Joey. The only time Joey should ever be on the show is when Craig is kicking his ass with his crazy super bi-polar strength.
Also we know that Manny is Pilipino. The Philippines are in Latin America, so that makes her Latino.
I am ubssessed with degrassi I watch it when ever it comes on even degrassi unscripted and I am a member of the official site the N and anything that has to do with degrassi and I was wondering if you can put more pictures on this website degrassi.dumbbaby.net and I would also like to know where you got the pictures please email me asap. My name is Kiana Bonsu and I am ten years old in the fifth grade thank you.My siblings and parents are obssessed with degrassi to.And also my friends.
Children should not be visiting this site. We constantly swear and talk about how great it would be to sex up Spinner. I'm not even sure if children should be watching Degrassi, there a lot of blowjobs, and blowjob related talk, at least when Emma is around. I suppose non-Emma heavy shows are fine for people of any age, but when Emma comes on camera, parents better change the channel because she may very well start giving a blow job to Jay right there. Fuck yeah.
From: Allison W
Hey I just wanted to let you know that in Manny's bio you accidentally said that Craig was dating her that night they had hot hot sex in Emma's basement. When REALLY he was dating Ashley. I know you know this, but it might be confusing to some of the new Degrassi fans looking for info.
There are no mistakes, anything on Boycott the Caff is 100% true no matter what evidence there is to the contrary
From: "seana d"
Subject: Bribe Money Research
First, I would like to say that your site rocked my socks. That is, until I saw the "research" that "proved" that the money used to bribe J.T. was American. Seriously, that was a joke, right? Please tell me it was. That episode was made before the new $20 came out in Canada, therefore the research (which includes a picture of the new $20) is completely irrelevant. If you need a picture of the old twenty, and my research proving your research is crap, let me know. And, if it was in fact just a joke... well then, keep up the lame work.
The "research" came to us from another loyal Degrassi fan who has a lot of free time on his hands. If you think that your "research" will be able to disprove his research feel free to send it in to us, and we will be happy to add it to the site. Until that day we will continue to keep up the lame work.