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Degrassi Mailbag #3

Date: 7/20/2005
From: "Marilyn G"
Subject: DeGrAsSi!!!

ok i LOVE degrassi!! and craig is so friggin sexy!! craig i love you !!! keep up the hott stuff!! lol

Yes, we will keep up the hot stuff.

Date: 7/20/2005
From: elvira j
Subject: show

u rock shane i mean u r the fine looking 1

I don't understand a single word of that. Go back to grammar school.

Date: 7/20/2005
From: "Aidan L "
Subject: OMG

Omg j00 r liek the Fl_lNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn it people, from now on, only send us emails in English. I can't read Hebrew.

Date: 7/21/2005
From: Gerry
Subject: Thanks for the kick ass fuckin site!!

Dude, I totally just spent two days reading everything on your site and not working because I am a slacker and hate my job. Show us more breast shots of the whores. And the Philippines isn't in Latin America, dum dum. More reviews please as I am finished and have nothing more to read and will have to work now and hate myself again for selling out to the man.

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Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page

How many times do we have to point out to you morons that the Philippines are part of Latin America? Looks like you haven't played enough "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" or else you'd know that.

We'll get more breast shots the next time we can get into Johnny's sister's apartment while she is asleep, but that will take some time.

Get back to work hippie. And, no, I will not start my day with Yahoo, leave me alone.

Date: 7/21/2005
From: "Kaitlin M"
Subject: N/A

Okay. Boycott the Caf is officially the greatest degrassi website ever created. You guys are so fantastic. I love the witty comments and descriptions of episodes and characters. Seriously you are total geniuses.

Love, Kaitlin

Someone should tell those jerks at Degrassi-Boards.com that we are geniuses. They keep banning us from their forums and accusing this site of being inappropriate. Well, they are inappropriate--for not going to hell.

Date: 7/21/2005
From: amanda n
Subject: N/A

to the brilliant geniuses who write for this fansite,

i love you!

<3 audrey

p.s. please be expecting nude photos as a reward for a job well done! [jaykay..kinda]

Sweet, naked pictures, I'll add those to my wall. I hope Amanda is a female name in your country.

Date: 7/21/2005
From: amanda n
Subject: N/A

ok, so just kidding about the photos. but i still love the site.

<3

God fucking damn you. You remind me of this one Native American girl who promised to give me nude photos of herself, but then later decided not to give them to me. Jerk.

Date: 7/21/2005
From: Lauren R
Subject: May I Just Say You Guys Rock

Ignore my idiotic screenname please -- I was nine when my sister made it for me. Anyway, I think you're hilarious -- incredibly hilarious. I love the fact that I stumbled on to this site. And thanks for appreciating Spinner - not many folk do. Thanks again.

--Lauren

It's a real crime that Spinner is not as beloved among Degrassi fans as he should be. I blame this on most Degrassi fans being retarded, especially those that make up the membership of Degrassi-Boards.com.

Date: 7/22/2005
From: Littlemidget312
Subject: degrassi site

Your site is hilarious!!!! I don't understand how any degrassi fan wouldn't like it. Keep it up!

You are smart. I like your email address, because I assume there are at least 312 midgets, even shorter than a usual midget, who use AOL and aren't ashamed of their lack of height. Fight for your right. Don't hide in the shadows or under coffee tables any longer.

Date: 7/22/2005
From: "Evan B"
Subject: Spinner is a God!

Hello, all you at Boycott the Caf! I must say, no site has amused me as much as this site. Making fun of Degrassi is one of me and my friends great past time, but such as yourselves, we too actually enjoy the show. I am also completely in agreeance that Spinner is the sweetest dude ever. You should devote a section, not only to just quotes, but just Spinner quotes. That would be so amazing. Thanks. -Evan

I'm glad there are so many people out there who enjoy making fun of Degrassi. It shows that some people who watch the show are actually cool, and not screaming 13 year old girls who think that this site produces the show and can put them in touch with Jake Epstein.

Date: 7/22/2005
From: "Ruby W"
Subject: the error of my thinking

i never really realized before your website, the greatness of Spinner. i always thought he was funny, but never really saw him in as great a light as you have put him. there should be some sort of philosophical movement that is called "Spinnerism" because he is that fucking awesome!

Date: 7/22/2005
From: "Ruby W"
Subject: N/A

kendra should be shot for badmouthing her brother like she does in her on-line journal entry...that or die from anal probing for being such a pain in the ass.

I like that you sent us two really sweet emails, Ruby. Like, you sent the first one about how awesome Spinner is, but then you just had to send us another one, because, dammit, you had another point to add.

Date: 7/23/2005
From: "Chelsie Clemens" Darwinwaswrong@cox.net
Subject: N/A

Dude, you need to get your facts straight. In every character summary, there are at least between 2-5 show plot mistakes. Could you try and add some season4 info to more than one character? yeah thanks

What do you know? You don't even believe in evolution. Go back to Bible Camp, Jesusboy. Go back to the Massachusetts Bay Colony, Puritan.

Date: 7/23/2005
From: Ruby H
Subject: That Girl Who Dated Sean for One Episode (Amy)

Not to be a pain, but Amy didn't die. At the end of the episode you're referring to (Our House), the emt tells Sean that he saved her life...then Jay asks Sean how Amy is the next day and he says she'll be OK. She only disappears until Secret (2) when Alex punches her in the face for "going down on" her boyfriend.

Amy did die in "Our House". That Amy appearance in "Secret" was a mistake by the producers and writers, who were all doing cocaine by the middle of Season 4. That explains all the other mistakes at that time, like letting Sean go, Spinner losing his friends, and allowing Kevin Smith to appear in three episodes.

Date: 7/23/2005
From: SugarAndSpicy925
Subject: Correction

AMY (THE GIRL WHO WENT OUT WITH SEAN)---DID NOT DIE.

CRAZY LUNCH LADY--DIDN'T SHAVE MR. SIMPSON WITH SHEARS. SHE ONLY BROUGHT THEM AS A JOKE. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE RAZOR IN THE EPISODE. AND HER NAME IS SHEILA.

CHRIS'S GIRLFRIEND'S NAME IS MILANDA.

SPIKE AND MR. SIMPSON HAVE A BABY BOY WHOSE NAME IS JACK.

MR. ARMSTRONG DOES NOT HAVE SEX WITH LIBERTY.

MUSLIM GIRL'S NAME IS FARUKA.

WHEELCHAIR GIRL'S NAME IS NADIA

RICK NEVER PUNCHED TERRI--- HE GRABS HER ARM AND ALMOST BREAKS IT, SLAP HER ON HER MOUTH, AND PUSHES HER AGAINST A WALL. AFTER THIS, HE PUSHES TERRI AND SHE FALLS BACK AND HITS HER HEAD ON A CEMENT BLOCK.

How many times do I have to explain this to you idiots: everything we print on this site is 100% accurate. You are the one who is wrong. Get the Wizard to give you a brain, Scarecrow. Oh, you just got zinged!

Date: 7/24/2005
From: "Ronald and Nancy S"
Subject: yaou know what?

you are so mean to say that crap about the other people on degrassi. half of it's not eben true! you should really get some manners and use them.

Hey, our first email from a couple. Here's some advice for you: Suck it. Suck it hard.

Date: 7/24/2005
From: "Janice H"
Subject: Wow I love your site.

I just came across your Degrassi site and wow I love it, no other site I've seen is this great. Keep it up like Spin's boner.
<3

Oh my God, that is an awesome thing to say. Normally, I'd say you should be president with an attitude like that, but you're a girl.

Date: 7/25/2005
From: NyAngelEyes45
Subject: (no subject)

i live in the u.s and didnt get to see secret 1 and 2 cause they thought it was inapropriet but i got to see it on your site i was searching all theses sites trying to find the episode . so thanx

ur welkum

Date: 7/25/2005
From: tameala s
Subject: Will degrassi fo on a visit around the world?

I really am a big fan of degrassi i was wondering will they ever tour asrond the world i would like to meet EMMA.MANNY,AND JIMMY AND HAZEL AND EVETYONE else to i really love degrassi see i live in Atmore,Alabama and its really boring down here no celebrities ever come down here and when i see Degrassi pics of them in Canada i cry it so sad i hate living in Alabama anyways just consider it and see put Atmore,Alabama list first if you decide to do it.

love,
a fan of degrassi
P.S my email address is [address]@yahoo.com and please email me and tell me.

I am sorry you have to live in Alabama.

Date: 7/25/2005
From: LinPntrl
Subject: (no subject)

hi my name is samantha i bet u guys really don't care about your fans i love your shows i watched it are the time. i get in trouble watchin it like 5oclock in the morin. i would like u to rite 2 me back please i hope ur new show friday is alot better then last friday

How awesome is it that this stupid little girl stayed up until 5 to watch Degrassi, but also criticized an episode in an email she thought was going to the makers of Degrassi?

Ok, that's not really awesome.

Date: 7/26/2005
From: PimpinLikeScooby
Subject: When are you going to finish the reviews?

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE your episode reviews, they're HILARIOUS!~I read all of them word for word and was disappointed when I got to the last one, I think it was Rock and Roll High~ I was just wondering when you were going to finish the rest of them? I know you have a life so I'll be patient (not like I have a choice anyway lol..)~Man your site is so awesome, most Degrassi fansites have inaccurate info and they're so boring/lame that they get flooded with hatemail (mainly mine) and are forced to shut down~What stupid bastard would hate on this site, it's the best thing on this side of the galaxy~

Keep up the savvy work

XOXO-Renishurr

Those "stupid bastards" are the people at Degrassi-Boards, who are a bunch of little bitches. I like that you claim to have taken down Degrassi sites, because Johnny and I have taken down a few ourselves. But story is for another day.

Date: 7/26/2005
From: LiLPlayAGiRli
Subject: I LUV DEGRASSI n that wheelchair girl

Guys don't make fun of "wheelchair girl", lol it's not her fault she's in a wheelchair, lmao N plus she's kinda cute. No i'm not lesbian. Anyway rofl ur site is tha funniest piece of shit I ever read lololololololololololololololol U guys are SO witty, I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S
Are you guys a Gemini????

you know juss wonderin.......

No, we're American.

Date: 7/26/2005
From: LiLPlayAGiRli
Subject: ooh hey me agian

Drinking Degrassi Game thingy:
Every time U say "Fuck u Liberty" Take a shot.....

Ok, you remedied that earlier lame email with something really cool. I tip my Stetson to you.

Date: 7/28/2005
From: "Ruby W"
Subject: N/A

just so you know, in the episode "mirror in the bathroom" we learn what wheelchair girl's name is, it's Natia. keep up all the great work!!

Hey, how about you stop emailing us every time some random Degrassi thought pops in your head? Unless it is about Spinner, that is. And Wheelchair Girl's legal name is Wheelchair Girl. Her middle name is Becauseherlegsdonotwork.

Date: 8/13/2005
From: "Ruby W"
Subject: N/A

it's hard to believe, considering how highly you all revere spinner, but you don't have enough of him! you should either finish the episode guides for season two or have a section of the site devoted entirely to spinner because some of hiss best material is in season two! there are a lot of crappy episodes, yeah, but there's also a lot of spinner and that's always good!

keep up the great work! your site kicks ass!!
~victoria~

There you go.

by Billie Green