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Degrassi Fanfic - DEAN & RICK'S NIGHT ON THE TOWN

[Author's Note: This was something I posted on Degrassi-Boards.com a couple of times. It's here in all caps because that's how I posted on that lame ass board and I don't want to type it all again in non caps. As you can figure, this was too 100% INTENSE for those fuckers at D-B and they can't handle anything that isn't stupid. I swear, Richard Simmons giving a blow job to every member of France's Olympic Men's Figure Skating team while wearing a prom dress would be less gay than Degrassi-Boards.

Anyway, here's the fanfic only this site is man enough to handle.]

ONE NIGHT DEAN AND RICK WENT CRUISING AROUND TORONTO ON THEIR DUNE BUGGIES. THEY SAW PAIGE AND DEAN SAID TO RICK, "HEY ONCE I RAPED HER." THEN RICK SAID, "REALLY, ONCE I BEAT IN HER BEST FRIEND'S SKULL WITH A ROCK. LET'S GO TALK TO HER."

SO THEY WENT UP TO PAIGE AND SHE WAS A BIT FREAKED OUT AT FIRST. THEN DEAN SAID, "DON'T BE FRIGHTENED LOVE, WE ARE JUST HANGING OUT ON OUR DUNE BUGGIES. DO YOU WANT A RIDE ON MY DUNE BUGGIE? I PROMISE THAT THIS TIME I WON'T RAPE YOU." PAIGE WAS HESITANT, BUT NO ONE CAN RESIST A RIDE ON A DUNE BUGGIE, PLUS DEAN PROMISED NOT TO RAPE HER, SO SHE SAID OK AND HOPED ON.

DEAN THEN RAPED HER. PAIGE WAS MAD AND SAID, "DAMMIT BEAN DIP, DEAN, YOU TRICKED ME! I AM GOING TO TELL THE POLICE. THIS TIME I WON'T WAIT 6 MONTHS AND WIND UP NOT HAVING ANY EVIDENCE LYING ABOOT."

RICK KNEW WHAT TO DO. HE COULDN'T LET ANOTHER BEST FRIEND OF HIS GOES TO JAIL. HE DIDN'T WANT DEAN TO BECOME LIKE HIS OLD FRIEND FROM FAR AWAY WHO HAD TO LEAVE DOWN AFTER HE MADE A GUY DEAF. SO RICK FOUND A ROCK AND BEAT PAIGE'S SKULL IN WITH IT.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

[Author's Note: Wasn't that stupid? Well no less stupid than anything else we post here. Cross you fingers for a sequel. 'Night America]

by Billie Green