Episodes

Season 1

Cabaret

Cabert
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Ashley, Paige and Terri want to do a song and dance number for the lunch time talent show. Emma, Manny and Toby also want to put on a play about the "evils," as they consider it, of hunting, but the students do not enjoy their performance for its promotion of anti-Bible environmentalism.

Terri does not want Paige to be part of the song and dance number. Terri practices Satanic black magic, such as Ouija boards and Tarot cards in an effort to cast Paige out of the performance. Of course this does not work. Paige is reworded for not practicing black magic when their lunch time song and dance number is a huge success.

Rating: bunny bunny bunny

I worried that this episode would be a promotion for Santanism. However, I was pleased to see that Terri the Satanist lost to Paige the Christian. I am also glad to see that Emma failed to push her anti-Bible environmentalist views on her fellow children.

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Jagged Little Pill

Jagged Little Pill
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Ashley and Toby's parents go out of town. Ashley and Toby disobey their parents and host a party in their house. Toby's young friend JT brings an Ecstasy tablet to the party, which Ashley ingests. Ashley trips out and loses all her friends.

Rating: bunny bunny bunny bunny

I enjoyed this episode and agreed with its message. Ashley took an illegal drug just once and completely ruined her life. This is the message that we should send to children and teens regarding drug use. Parents should observe the scene in which Ashley exits the bathroom wiping her mouth and tell their children that Ashley drank out of the toilet while high. There was probably pee and poop floating in that bowl.

I would have preferred it if Ashley would have died of an overdose, but I can understand the producers allowing her to live to face further consequences from her sin.

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Season 2

Drive

Drive
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When Joey is away, Craig is allowed to have his friends over for a wholesome boys night in with spray cheese. However, temptation gets the best of Craig and he steals one of Joey's cars to win tickets to see some secular "rock star" named Kid Elrick. However, Joey finds out and grounds Craig, as well as tears up his concert tickets.

Meanwhile, Ellie pressures Ashley to go to a Satanic tattoo parlor to get a pentagram tattoo. Ashley wisely decides against this.

Rating: bunny bunny bunny

This will be the only episode in which Craig is punished for his misbehavior.

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Season 3

Pride

Pride
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Tiny Marco considers himself a failure as a man so he decides to come out as a practicing homosexual. Instead of going with his friends to a wholesome hockey game, Marco secretly goes to Gay Town, a seedy section of Toronto to look for older men to have homosexual homo-sex with. Marco is beaten up by homosexual thugs.

Rating: stinky snail

Parents are advised to be cautious as this episode heavily promotes the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. Make sure that your children do not watch this episode unsupervised. Remind them that all of those men in Gay Town have AIDS.

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